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ignitionliftoff

41 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You have a need to travel? I can make a trip to Etobicoke seem interesting. I'm definitely a lefty socialist, but will listen to a conservative (well, give the appearance of). I love cereal, but hate oatmeal. I'm an atheist, but would love to proven wrong. I'm not a smooth dater, but good at long-term. I like fruit, but detest it cooked. I live in the city, but like the country. I'm outspoken, but can be shy. I believe in quality, not quantity. I love hockey, but hate winter. I love summer, but hate sweating. I'm a nice guy, but brutally honest. I love sarcasm, but hate insincerity. I walk fast, but smell the flowers. I'm grounded, but ridiculous. I like living, but accept the inevitable. I like you, but don't know you. I'm on this dating website, but would prefer not to be.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Livin' the dream, sista. Or a close facsimile. Questioning/searching; making this crazy world a better place in any small way I can; trying to make sense of it all.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Living without a cell phone (jaw-dropping material, I know); being completely unbiased; telling the story as it really happened; playing the percentages; annoying the shite out of colleagues
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
On a date? My "moves" are seriously lacking. Casually? My acerbic wit. Or, I might just be a biting twit. Depends on the day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Last Party, Danger Road, Darkness Visible, Bad Blood

Real Time with Bill Maher, The Daily Show, CNN, Dateline, 48 hours, MSNBC. Oh yeah, conservative crap like Fox News & (locally) the Sun . Like they say, keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

Behind the Candelabra is my new favourite movie. Yes, I said that.

Oasis, Noel Gallagher, Nine Inch Nails, Libertines, U2 (no one has better remixes), Kasabian, Depeche Mode, and many, many more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Humour, sunglasses, interesting people & situations, the ability to grow a 70's porn moustache, and electricity (real & imagined).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-if I choke on this food, who's going to heimlich me?
-why do I like things I can't have?
-strange person, please stop staring at me.
-Mr. TTC driver, who so surly?
-pants that tight cannot be comfortable.
-little child, please stop screaming.
-can I make that walk-sign countdown?
-what happened to a little mystery?
-how can I dislike Facebook so much, yet it be so popular?
-when will people leave Nickelback alone?
-how did someone give the OK to make this movie?
-shouldn't others decide if you're "good-looking/attractive/sexy"?
-nothing
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Robbie and me smoke a big bag of crack and look for street festivals to crash. Well, one of us does that. I'll let you guess which one.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you read my "questions" section, I really have few secrets left. Oh, I have man-crushes on Noel Gallagher & Russell Brand. The Brits, they know where it's at. Jon Stewart gets me warm & fuzzy, too.
I'm also strangely protective of Barack Obama, so I won't put up with any shit being spoken about him. This can get difficult when visiting the southern states, of course.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You vote conservative. We definitely need to talk. Immediately. Especially if you voted for Rob Ford. I really need to speak to a female who voted for this guy. Everyone claims they didn't, but there has to be a female member of Ford Nation out there. Even if you hate my profile, just leave me a "Here you go asshole, I voted for him." To me, it would be on par with alien contact.

I really, truly am looking for new friends (along with the other options listed).

In the end, anyone should message me. I love you all! Uh, don't get upset if I don't message you back. Kidding. I reply to all.