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26 Mountain View, CA Man


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  • Ages 18-40
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Today – 3:15pm
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm pretty much a cultural critic, 24/7.
What I’m doing with my life
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I recently became a software engineer after spending the past 3 years mostly teaching English abroad in Russia and South Korea.

In my free time, I've been practicing with my band, studying for the CFA Level 1, and listening to a lot of 90's CSPAN off youtube while playing internet chess.
I’m really good at
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Chess, using analogies/examples to explain things, memorizing poetry, songwriting
The first things people usually notice about me
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My impeccable enunciation, and improving posture. Also, I have a pretty big ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Augustus, Stoner, Homage to Catalonia, King Lear, The Merchant of Venice, Dune, Flannery O'Connor, Yeats

Barry Lyndon, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, This is Spinal Tap, Life of Brian, Eyes Wide Shut, Sleuth, The Conversation, The Apartment

The Simpsons, Louie, King of the Hill

Beatles, Can, recently getting into Brazilian music from the 60s.

French, Japanese, Indian, Eastern European
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
As long as you don't lock me in a confined space I'll probably be alright.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
good political slogans, good iambic couplets
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's no pattern.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've reflexively ended a lot of phone calls with "I love you," regardless of whether that was professionally or socially appropriate.
You should message me if
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You want to have a long conversation about US foreign policy, cultural history, or criticism.