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25 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:25am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Renaissance Manly
What I’m doing with my life
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Raised/Educated in/around Chicago. Just returned home from a 7-month sojourn teaching English in Russia. Previously taught English in South Korea. Now, embarking on a new career as a software developer. Don't really see myself doing it within 3 years, but it's a new adventure.
I’m really good at
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Chess, using analogies/examples to explain things, memorizing poetry, singing
The first things people usually notice about me
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My impeccable enunciation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Augustus, Stoner, Homage to Catalonia, King Lear, The Merchant of Venice, Dune

Barry Lyndon, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, This is Spinal Tap, Life of Brian, Eyes Wide Shut, Sleuth, The Conversation, The Apartment

The Simpsons, Louie


French, Japanese, Indian, Eastern European
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
an email client, audiobooks and/or lectures, a blender and/or food processor, a fretted string instrument, an iron, a chessboard
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
George Orwell, Stanley Kubrick
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably grudgingly attending something I've been invited to, or preferably, eating sushi alone. Last Friday, as of writing, I created a syncretic holiday based on Jewish Passover, but about the American Civil War. My Civil War haggadah was poorly received as having an overwrought, pedantic writing style and quoting too many dead white men, but the effort was appreciated. I plan on creating more fake holidays in the future.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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Hey, even if you don't like me, we all can use a little constructive criticism. Do I need a better haircut? Is my personality greatly flawed? Only you can tell me!