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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 9, 2013
5' 2" (1.57m)
Body Type
High school
Might want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I moved back to the land of sun and fun. :D
**Under Construction**
A true relationship is about giving your partner the power to destroy your world, and knowing that they never will. A true relationship is what I seek.
Well here's me tooting my own horn: I'm a complex person trapped in a simple body. I have random outbursts of energy, am the life of the party but am always the one cleaning. I sing into beer bottles even though I can't carry a tune (and don't drink beer) and I dance like something from the early 90's. I cook things that you would not be able to recognize but know what it is once you taste it, well if I'm lucky you can. I don't drink coffee or tea. Most seem surprised by that. Don't know why though. I have late night cleaning and rearranging parties but always forget by the time I wake up. Sometimes it can be a little scary. Lol. I have a love of all things shiny and I can make a mean grilled cheese sandwich! I'm hoping to one day meet the mystery person of my dreams, but wont hold my breath. I'm quirky, a geek, a punkster, a tomboy princess, a rebel, a self proclaimed comedienne, a dork and loving it and a sweet, kind, caring female. However I am really picky and have very high standards for the people I choose to date. I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. It's all up too you. I'm really just an average girl who happens to be different from everyone else. :p

Drop me a message if you want to know more.
P.S. I am VERY shy.....until you get to know me that is, then the flood gates of rambling open up and I will hardly ever shut up, or make sense.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Starting over.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking for hours about absolutely nothing but making it seem really important. Maybe I should be a politician. ^_^
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well I think it's my ass, because every time I finish talking to someone as soon as I turn and walk away I hear them say "What an ass!" So yeah, it's my ass. Lol. On a serious note I would say the first thing would be that I don't look my age. Then they would notice how short I am, which in my opinion makes me not look my age.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Well besides the obvious things like air, water, food, shelter and chocolate covered peanut butter I would have to say, in no particular order:
1. Music
2. friends/family
3. Flat Iron
4. lots and lots of hair ties and clips or a bad ass hat (Thanks to the humidity I have a lot of bad hair days)
5. flip flops
6. at least one comphie "I don't care what I look like" outfit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How Progresso chicken and cheese enchilada soup tastes like salsa. As you can see I usually have random thoughts. They come and go on a regular basis, which I suppose kind of makes them not so random. I also daydream about getting married, having the 2.5 children, or dogs, and living the all American dream. I think about how I can better myself. I think I spend too much time thinking and not enough doing. I'm changing that though. Little by little but I am making progress.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home watching tv because I have no life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I will forever crave a big, fat, juicy cheeseburger! Lol. Really though I'm pretty much an open book so there's not much that I could "admit". I guess I could say I'm a very secure person trapped inside an insecure persons mind and body. I don't have a car. I don't work and I don't have my own place. I know what a loser, right? Well no. As a matter of fact the consensus is that despite my numerous flaws I'm actually a pretty cool chic. I don't have a car because I haven't needed one since 2004, although sometimes it can be a hassle getting around. I don't work because I'm on disability (which sucks, but whatever). We can discuss that at a later time. And last but not least I live with people I consider family and love dearly so why would I get my own place? It would be a waste of money since I would spend the majority of my time here anyway. Plus I hate being alone.
I'm far from perfect. I've made many mistakes and have learned from every one of them. Shocker alert- I'll probably make even more mistakes. The thing is they don't define who I am but they did/will help encourage me to be who I have/will become. That said I probably just bumped myself way down to the bottom of the barrel and dwindled my options down to the slim pick'ns, but that's cool. I'm not looking to date a ton of people anyway. Just the right one would be nice. ;)
Oooh also that I may not seem to be the type, but I crave to be the perfect suburban housewife. Think Bree Van De Kamp on Desperate Housewives. I would make a bitch'n Bree. *Gasp* Did I just say a bad word? ;p
You should message me if
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You're not just looking for sex.
You read my entire profile.