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ihatethispart2

35 Orlando, FL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 9, 2013
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I moved back to the land of sun and fun. :D
**Under Construction**
A true relationship is about giving your partner the power to destroy your world, and knowing that they never will. A true relationship is what I seek.
Well here's me tooting my own horn: I'm a complex person trapped in a simple body. I have random outbursts of energy, am the life of the party but am always the one cleaning. I sing into beer bottles even though I can't carry a tune (and don't drink beer) and I dance like something from the early 90's. I cook things that you would not be able to recognize but know what it is once you taste it, well if I'm lucky you can. I don't drink coffee or tea. Most seem surprised by that. Don't know why though. I have late night cleaning and rearranging parties but always forget by the time I wake up. Sometimes it can be a little scary. Lol. I have a love of all things shiny and I can make a mean grilled cheese sandwich! I'm hoping to one day meet the mystery person of my dreams, but wont hold my breath. I'm quirky, a geek, a punkster, a tomboy princess, a rebel, a self proclaimed comedienne, a dork and loving it and a sweet, kind, caring female. However I am really picky and have very high standards for the people I choose to date. I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. It's all up too you. I'm really just an average girl who happens to be different from everyone else. :p

Drop me a message if you want to know more.
P.S. I am VERY shy.....until you get to know me that is, then the flood gates of rambling open up and I will hardly ever shut up, or make sense.
What I’m doing with my life
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Starting over.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking for hours about absolutely nothing but making it seem really important. Maybe I should be a politician. ^_^
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well I think it's my ass, because every time I finish talking to someone as soon as I turn and walk away I hear them say "What an ass!" So yeah, it's my ass. Lol. On a serious note I would say the first thing would be that I don't look my age. Then they would notice how short I am, which in my opinion makes me not look my age.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Well besides the obvious things like air, water, food, shelter and chocolate covered peanut butter I would have to say, in no particular order:
1. Music
2. friends/family
3. Flat Iron
4. lots and lots of hair ties and clips or a bad ass hat (Thanks to the humidity I have a lot of bad hair days)
5. flip flops
and
6. at least one comphie "I don't care what I look like" outfit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How Progresso chicken and cheese enchilada soup tastes like salsa. As you can see I usually have random thoughts. They come and go on a regular basis, which I suppose kind of makes them not so random. I also daydream about getting married, having the 2.5 children, or dogs, and living the all American dream. I think about how I can better myself. I think I spend too much time thinking and not enough doing. I'm changing that though. Little by little but I am making progress.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home watching tv because I have no life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I will forever crave a big, fat, juicy cheeseburger! Lol. Really though I'm pretty much an open book so there's not much that I could "admit". I guess I could say I'm a very secure person trapped inside an insecure persons mind and body. I don't have a car. I don't work and I don't have my own place. I know what a loser, right? Well no. As a matter of fact the consensus is that despite my numerous flaws I'm actually a pretty cool chic. I don't have a car because I haven't needed one since 2004, although sometimes it can be a hassle getting around. I don't work because I'm on disability (which sucks, but whatever). We can discuss that at a later time. And last but not least I live with people I consider family and love dearly so why would I get my own place? It would be a waste of money since I would spend the majority of my time here anyway. Plus I hate being alone.
I'm far from perfect. I've made many mistakes and have learned from every one of them. Shocker alert- I'll probably make even more mistakes. The thing is they don't define who I am but they did/will help encourage me to be who I have/will become. That said I probably just bumped myself way down to the bottom of the barrel and dwindled my options down to the slim pick'ns, but that's cool. I'm not looking to date a ton of people anyway. Just the right one would be nice. ;)
Oooh also that I may not seem to be the type, but I crave to be the perfect suburban housewife. Think Bree Van De Kamp on Desperate Housewives. I would make a bitch'n Bree. *Gasp* Did I just say a bad word? ;p
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