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iheartseuss

30 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I was once the child who got all the ribbons. Once I got to high school, I realized that the social aspect of life was far more important than all the ribbons in the world. In college I vowed to focus on being social and, for the most part, it worked out pretty well. Halfway into adulthood... I kind of miss the ribbons.
What I’m doing with my life
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• Currently living in my own place where I own a bowl chair and a rather nice leather couch. No pets.
• Working at a job where I enjoy the experience of a large ad agency. Free food is rampant and it is my personal heaven.
• Recently moved on from improv acting into woodworking. Also considering photography.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
• Specialty dishes include vegetarian korma, sweet potato peanut stew, and I'm currently trying to nail down a Mexican dish.
• Achieved level 395 in candy crush. Constantly climbing.
• Recently created a side table from scratch with my own two hands... and a table saw... and a bunch of other stuff I forgot the name of.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably that I'm black.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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June 2014 - August 2014 | World traveler
• Probably my shortest relationship to date. Seemed good on paper but it never felt right. Wasn't all bad because through her I discovered Braulio.

May 2013 - June 2014 | Single
• Enjoyed the single life but ultimately decided to settle down.

April 2012 - May 2013 | Opera singer
• Great relationship overall but realized we were better friends than lovers. Still friends.

January 2012 - April 2012 | Single
• Met some nice people but mostly uneventful.

April 2011 - January 2012 | Same Opera singer
• Great relationship overall but realized we were better friends than lovers. Still friends.

April 2011 - past | Mostly a blur but someone definitely cheated on me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If that message I sent you was as charming as I thought it was. It's not easy writing those things but don't message me if I was super lazy with it though. I don't deserve you...

But I still think you're absolutely gorgeous.

Be a little goofy though.

And if there's a mention of "your vs. you're" on your profile then don't message me. If you DO have a mention of that and I somehow missed it and messaged you, it was a mistake and I would appreciate it if you didn't reply...

...you weirdo.