the lion then walks up to a zebra and says ' wow zebra. you are one fucking ridiculous looking animal. you are short and stumpy and cant decide whether to be white with black stripes or black with white stripes. what a fucking ridiculous animal. watch how i walk away like the fucking king of the jungle.'
the lion then stumbles upon a frog and says 'jesus, frog. you are one fucking ridiculous little animal. look at you you're slimy, green, and look like you rolled in goo all week.
the frog stands up and says ' shut up, you fucking prick. cant you see i'm sick.'