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iiKJii

44 Houston, TX Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 38–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Retired
Status
Single
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an overbearing narcissist with drama queen tendencies. Ill throw a temper tantrum that rivals any two year old if I don't get my way and I live for drama.

Now, if you believed any of that you might want to keep moving along. Actually, stop. I've got a beach in Arizona that I'd like to sell you. Message me. If you are under the age of 38 please don't. I'm not interested in being anyone's cougar or selling you my beach in Arizona.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying it. Life's too short.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything!!! Didn't you read my summary above?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Everything......haven't you been paying attention?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Me
2. Me
3. A mirror
4. Me
5. Coffee
6. Me
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Me
You should message me if
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Any of this made you laugh