While the aforementioned interests aren't really girly, I certainly am. I pretty much love everything that's pink and sparkly and baking cupcakes. I wear dresses and skirts equally as often as pants.
I studied Criminal Justice & Public Policy in college and grad school, and while I don't work in the field, I'm still passionate about it, particularly the Death Penalty and sentencing guidelines/reform. I'm also particularly interested in education policy. However, I tend to not be too into politics outside of my pet interests.
I work with children (K-5), so sometimes my sense of humor can be a bit...immature, you know, to appeal to the younger set. Sometimes I need somebody to elbow me and let me know I'm not in elementary school anymore.
I'm fluent in profanity and sarcasm. There's a good chance I'll offend you if we talk. You probably won't offend me. I'm not a good bullshitter and I can't fake interest in something or someone that bores me. Sorry, but I just can't.