Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Note: I'm not really looking to date guys right now. Just women.
I have a very loud laugh. I'm a very hard working, independent
woman with a very fun and full life. I enjoy music, art, friends,
trying new food, meeting new people, travelling.
It is impossible to keep my opinions to myself, but in my defense,
they are usually awesome opinions. I've been known to listen
I like to randomly start new paragraphs.
My boss made me take a personality test so she would know how to
best work with me. It said that she should talk fast and never try
to appeal to my emotions. It also said that I don't feel that rules
apply to me. I like that test.
I'm a very loyal friend, but I'm not someone you should call for
outfit advice or dating tips.
I can't get mad at anyone if the thing they did would make an
interesting story to share at parties.
If you take me to a party and I don't know anyone I will
immediately wander around on my own and tell people stories.
I'm always betting that the stranger walking the line between
interesting and crazy will be interesting. I almost always lose
that bet. I now have a collection of crazy people.
I have a very chipper voice for someone so tall.
I've learned there's a YouTube video for just about everything in
life. I like to learn how to do things that nobody really needs to
learn how to do, like make my own socks or lip gloss.
My mom says I'm nice, usually.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a busy busy woman who really loves life. I've got a great job
filled with travel, a great family, and great friends. I try to
stay very active in my community in the arts and social justice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to start with the assumption that I'm good at everything and
work backwards from there. So far, I know I'm not good at
rollerskating, whistling, showing up on time for things, salsa
dancing, video games, violin, and any sports requiring hand-eye
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm very tall and dress in bright colors. Oh, and I'm a brown girl
in Bothell - so there's that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: Being Dead, The Things They Carried, The Alienist, Breakfast
movies: American Beauty, Winter's Bone.
music: Radiohead, Portishead, Regina Spektor, James Blake, St.
Vincent, Industrial Revelation & Hey Marseilles (my brother's
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music, books, trees, my imagination, YouTube, family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All of the great things there are out there to learn and all of the
interesting people there are to meet. When I want to learn
something new, I absolutely obsess over it. Then when I'm done, I
rarely pick it up again.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a busy week I'm usually decompressing at home. On a slow week
I'm checking out local music or hanging at a dive bar with friends.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You actually read this and we seem like an interesting match.
Oh and for the love of baby Jesus, if you read all this and you
still decide to send me a message that says, "your hot lets fuck"
you deserve whatever scathing reply (likely mocking both your
comprehension and grammar) that you get.
Also, I'm not in the market for poly-anything. I'm not judging it
at all; it's just not my thing. Best of luck to you in finding the
perfect addition to your relationship.
Lastly (for now), yes, it's obvious from the name to you fellow
West Africans that I'm part Nigerian. But if you read through my
profile and that's the only thing we have in common, please
continue to search for someone who is a good match. If you are
looking for a tall, opinionated, feminist atheist who loves
Radiohead - please send me a message!
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