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34 Seattle, WA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 22
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Note: I'm not really looking to date guys right now. Just women. Thanks!

I have a very loud laugh. I'm a very hard working, independent woman with a very fun and full life. I enjoy music, art, friends, trying new food, meeting new people, travelling.

It is impossible to keep my opinions to myself, but in my defense, they are usually awesome opinions. I've been known to listen occasionally.

I like to randomly start new paragraphs.

My boss made me take a personality test so she would know how to best work with me. It said that she should talk fast and never try to appeal to my emotions. It also said that I don't feel that rules apply to me. I like that test.

I'm a very loyal friend, but I'm not someone you should call for outfit advice or dating tips.

I can't get mad at anyone if the thing they did would make an interesting story to share at parties.

If you take me to a party and I don't know anyone I will immediately wander around on my own and tell people stories.

I'm always betting that the stranger walking the line between interesting and crazy will be interesting. I almost always lose that bet. I now have a collection of crazy people.

I have a very chipper voice for someone so tall.

I've learned there's a YouTube video for just about everything in life. I like to learn how to do things that nobody really needs to learn how to do, like make my own socks or lip gloss.

My mom says I'm nice, usually.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a busy busy woman who really loves life. I've got a great job filled with travel, a great family, and great friends. I try to stay very active in my community in the arts and social justice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to start with the assumption that I'm good at everything and work backwards from there. So far, I know I'm not good at rollerskating, whistling, showing up on time for things, salsa dancing, video games, violin, and any sports requiring hand-eye coordination.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm very tall and dress in bright colors. Oh, and I'm a brown girl in Bothell - so there's that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: Being Dead, The Things They Carried, The Alienist, Breakfast of Champions.
movies: American Beauty, Winter's Bone.
music: Radiohead, Portishead, Regina Spektor, James Blake, St. Vincent, Industrial Revelation & Hey Marseilles (my brother's bands)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music, books, trees, my imagination, YouTube, family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All of the great things there are out there to learn and all of the interesting people there are to meet. When I want to learn something new, I absolutely obsess over it. Then when I'm done, I rarely pick it up again.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a busy week I'm usually decompressing at home. On a slow week I'm checking out local music or hanging at a dive bar with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
On here? not much :)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You actually read this and we seem like an interesting match.

Oh and for the love of baby Jesus, if you read all this and you still decide to send me a message that says, "your hot lets fuck" you deserve whatever scathing reply (likely mocking both your comprehension and grammar) that you get.

Also, I'm not in the market for poly-anything. I'm not judging it at all; it's just not my thing. Best of luck to you in finding the perfect addition to your relationship.

Lastly (for now), yes, it's obvious from the name to you fellow West Africans that I'm part Nigerian. But if you read through my profile and that's the only thing we have in common, please continue to search for someone who is a good match. If you are looking for a tall, opinionated, feminist atheist who loves Radiohead - please send me a message!