It is impossible to keep my opinions to myself, but in my defense, they are usually awesome opinions. I've been known to listen occasionally.
I like to randomly start new paragraphs.
My boss made me take a personality test so she would know how to best work with me. It said that she should talk fast and never try to appeal to my emotions. It also said that I don't feel that rules apply to me. I like that test.
I'm a very loyal friend, but I'm not someone you should call for outfit advice or dating tips.
I can't get mad at anyone if the thing they did would make an interesting story to share at parties.
If you take me to a party and I don't know anyone I will immediately wander around on my own and tell people stories.
I'm always betting that the stranger walking the line between interesting and crazy will be interesting. I almost always lose that bet. I now have a collection of crazy people.
I have a very chipper voice for someone so tall.
I've learned there's a YouTube video for just about everything in life. I like to learn how to do things that nobody really needs to learn how to do, like make my own socks or lip gloss.
My mom says I'm nice, usually.