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ijerkofftoomuch

41 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–60
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 17, 2013
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 6″ (1.67m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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i'm happily in a relationship, but i'm here looking for someone else to hook up with sometimes because my woman doesn't like to give it up much, so i sometimes feel like a horny desperate 18 year old and need to sort myself out a lot, which works ok to a certain extent, but I would prefer something more substantial, something more meaty, if you will ;)

my woman is ok with me hooking up with other women for physical relationships; friendships are allowed too, but she wants to be in the know, not left out, and most importantly, to be my primary partner.

it's a shot in the dark, but if you're cool with this idea, i'd love to hear from and maybe meet you.
What I’m doing with my life
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living a nomadic lifestyle, traveling around in an rv, so no real place to call home, except for very short periods, but originally from nyc. I manage to make this happen because i have a small online business which I earn enough from to survive on the road, albeit very modestly. I value experiences over money, so I'm ok with living modestly. The biggest rewards are not monetary in my humble opinion.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
most things culinary. from prepping to cooking to tasting and talking about it enthusiastically. i am a homebrewer and a very DIY type person; especially homemade artisanal stuff. fermented foods. permaculture. esoteric music knowledge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that i'm bald, that i look like a million bucks! seriously??? how the FUCK am i supposed to know what other people notice about me?? COME ON!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Mostly non-pop music, especially anything funky. Bass music & melodic "world music". I've been a music enthusiast all my life, and a hobbyist dj & part of a sound system since 1999,.so listing stuff I like... Really like would still take too long, but it would include the stooges & black flag, the subhumans, nick cave (& his related projects), the butthole surfers, falty dl, boxcutter, scuba, the misfits, mudhoney, bad brains, big black, distance, Johnny Cash, killdozer, dillinja, sixteen arm jack, murdebot, thievery corporation, jeru the damaja, gangstarr, wu tang stuff, Redman,. R. L. Burnside, pink Floyd, gypsy music, fear, bleh, tired of this fuckin shit now, more later when I'm not feeling like such a lazy cunt
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
craft beer
funky bass-y music
steamed lobster
scallops
uni
Raw shrimp & coconut chili oil
my homebrews
artisanal cheeses
Free open source software (FOSS)
participatory/collaborative/sharing culture
Ubuntu, or Linux or freeBSD based os's
blowjobs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
jiggly bubbly butts :) no, seriously!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
cooking and thinking about new food projects, and jerkin off, of course
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i gave myself road head while i was driving once. yea, it was a long drive, i was bored.
You should message me if
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you like a good ol no bullshit fun time with an irreverent whimsically friendly person who is endlessly entertaining. yes, that's what they say:)

oh, and a thick skin wouldn't hurt;)