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26 Austin, TX Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 15
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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I enjoy art, music, and good beer.
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m currently spending my life trying to figure out what I should do with my life.
I’m really good at
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making this bird call sound where I whistle and roll my tongue at the same time. If you ever hear this it means I’ve given the secret signal to assassinate you.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My imposing majesty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings, Calvin and Hobbes, Harry Potter, Brave New World, Ender’s Game, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress. I’m halfway through a Song of Ice and Fire.

Movies: Eternal Sunshine, Lost in Translation, Jurassic Park, Dazed and Confused, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and Clerks among others. Netflix tells me I have a thing for “understated independent dramas” and “dark romantic comedies with a strong female lead,” whatever that means.

Shows: Arrested Development, Trailer Park Boys, Portlandia, Parks and Rec, Flight of the Conchords, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Freaks and Geeks, Breaking Bad

Music: Modest Mouse, Radiohead, Tycho, Boards of Canada, The Pixies, Jimi Hendrix, Lush, My Bloody Valentine, Nirvana, Queens of the Stone Age, Tame Impala, The Shins, White Stripes. Sometimes I like hip-hop.

Food: Love avocado and Greek yogurt. Not a big fan of seafood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
All you need is love.

And the internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Body language. Life and the universe. Why are we here? What is our purpose? Why can’t I hold all these limes?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Heading downtown, hanging out with friends, or occasionally reveling in introversion.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like Pablo Honey.
You should message me if
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Ankylosaurus is your favorite dinosaur, or if we just seem reasonably compatible.