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ikenumpkin

32 Chicago, IL Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I grew up in the South Suburbs of Chicago. I did the bunny hop on the Bozo show. Sadly, my fifteen minutes of fame has passed. I am an NIU huskie. I like bicycles and my cats.

This website almost describes me to a T. A friend sent it to me and I thought yea, that's about 95 percent accurate.

http://www.cafeastrology.com/articles/arieswomanlove.html
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a great job that takes up a lot of my time. I work on my fitness about five to six days per week.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Squats

Deadlifts
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dunno this is silly but probably in no particular order; eyes, smile, butt, boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- The Jungle, 1984, The Devil in the White City and He's Just Not That Into You

Music- I used to love the Smashing Pumpkins, still love Garbage and now a days my favorite band is The Airborne Toxic Event.

After 15 years I still love this song. Till that day you came along, my heart was empty like the soul was missing from a song... Oh punk rock!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TaRW0EKqCuA

And...after searching for this video I just learned the little girl in the video (the singer's daughter, who he wrote the song about) is apparently now a hot model in justin biever's vids. I wonder what her dad thinks of that?

TV- I don't watch much TV, but I love The Big Bang Theory and Shark Tank. On sick days I have finished off seasons of Mad Men and Orange is the New Black. I am currently slowly getting through The Wire.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, food, shelter, sleep, and clothing...

What is important to me,
family, my 2 cats, socks in winter and flip flops in summer, my American Apparel Hoodie (it fits just right and shows up in two of my photos) and my toothbrush

P.S. teeth are very important to me...a smile is usually the first thing people notice about you...yet people spend more time and money on their hair or clothing...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Should I go on tinder?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crossfitting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love Bingo
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have nice teeth

You are an old soul.

You look like the guard missing a leg from Orange is the New Black.

You do what you say.