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ikenumpkin

31 F Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:34am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I grew up in the South Suburbs. I did the bunny hop on the Bozo show. Sadly, my fifteen minutes of fame has passed. I am an NIU huskie. I like bicycles and my cats.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a great job that I spend 40 hours a week at. I work on my fitness about five to six days per week. My weekends are typically packed with adventures with my friends or hanging out with my family as during the week my time is spent at work, the gym or swing dancing.
I’m really good at
Making you happy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- The Jungle, 1984, The Devil in the White City and Getting Stronger

Music- I used to love the Smashing Pumpkins, still love Garbage and now a days my favorite band is The Airborne Toxic Event.

TV- I don't watch much TV, but I love The Big Bang Theory and currently watching Mad Men.
The six things I could never do without
Air, food, shelter, sleep, and clothing...

What is important to me,
family, my 2 cats, heat, socks, my teeth, and my toothbrush

P.S. teeth are very important to me...a smile is usually the first thing people notice about you...yet people spend more time and money on their hair or clothing...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I am going to eat tomorrow and what I am going to do for my work out.

&

Why I get so many messages on here from "guys in town for work" or "in town with buddies for the weekend" Is it cause Maxim told them all this was a good idea??
On a typical Friday night I am
In the summer... outdoors....winter...see below.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
In no particular order

You have nice teeth.

You are looking for something more than "hanging out"

You are an old soul

You wouldn't mind taking long bike rides with me in nice weather.

You don't mind cats. This would be a deal breaker as I have two.

You actually want to meet. I am not here to exchange messages back and forth for weeks on end.

Extra points if you live in the city. I hate traffic and don't want to drive an hour or two to meet for coffee. Extra points if you own and ride your bike, because my preferred method of transportation is my bike.

And finally you really do want a girl that "takes care of herself." I do (which most men find shocking) workout five to six days a week and rarely go drinking. Which means, I would rather not meet you on a Tuesday evening for a drink.