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ikenumpkin

31 Chicago, IL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I grew up in the South Suburbs of Chicago. I did the bunny hop on the Bozo show. Sadly, my fifteen minutes of fame has passed. I am an NIU huskie. I like bicycles and my cats.

I'm currently in Germany till January. I was a pretty direct person for American standards. After living in Germany my directness may come off as rude as their culture is very direct and I LOVED this as there is no BS!

This website almost describes me to a T. A friend sent it to me and I thought yea, that's about 95 percent accurate.

http://www.cafeastrology.com/articles/arieswomanlove.html
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a great job that takes up a lot of my time. I work on my fitness about five to six days per week. I like to get out and explore on the weekends.

I ate too much amazing food in Europe and drank way too much beer in Germany that my Chicago winter will be spent at the gym. So if you message me to get a drink, don't hate me when I order a water. Hey....most of you list that you want a "girl that takes care of herself." ;)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you happy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My right kneecap. Not really, I just think this is a silly question.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- The Jungle, 1984, The Devil in the White City and He's Just Not That Into You

Music- I used to love the Smashing Pumpkins, still love Garbage and now a days my favorite band is The Airborne Toxic Event.

TV- I don't watch much TV, but I love The Big Bang Theory and Mad Men. I am currently watching Orange is the New Black
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, food, shelter, sleep, and clothing...

What is important to me,
family, my 2 cats, socks in winter and flip flops in summer, my American Apparel Hoodie (it fits just right and shows up in two of my photos) and my toothbrush

P.S. teeth are very important to me...a smile is usually the first thing people notice about you...yet people spend more time and money on their hair or clothing...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I am going to eat tomorrow and what I am going to do for my work out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crossfitting or Bingo
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love Bingo
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have nice teeth

You are an old soul

You look like the guard missing a leg from Orange is the New Black.

You are looking for more than "hanging out" or friends with benefits. Don't get me wrong, I'm by no means looking to get married and have babies asap, but I know what I want and I'm looking for someone looking for a grown up relationship.