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ikillplants

27 / F / straight / Single

San Francisco, California

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 5" (1.65m).
Body Type
Looking For
Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns dogs
Languages
English

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I am soft-spoken, organized, and nurturing.

My Self-Summary

Wow, you actually read my self summary. I think guys who can read are sexier than guys who can't. Congratulations.

This is just so that I have something in this box. I know you're just looking at the pictures first and then only reading this part afterwards so you can tailor a message with things about my profile.

What I’m doing with my life

I work as a nanny for a very precocious seven year-old girl who enjoys rocking out to the Beatles.

I recently adopted a little, crazy dog who is part bat and part mop. She's a sweet, spazzy, handful.

I'm putting my toe back in the scary, scary dating waters. Eeek, a shark!

I’m really good at

Making boo boos feel better. Taking care of my friends instead of myself. Baking cinammon rolls from scratch.

The first things people usually notice about me

I don't ever notice myself for the first time nor do I ask people what they notice about me first thing so I have no clue. If we meet you can tell me.

The six things I could never do without

Little kids

Indian food

High maintenence but supportive friends

My email (I check it obsessively)

My soft bed

A good book

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Why lately I am attracting men who are either gay, under five years-old, homeless, or all three. The trifecta!

On a typical Friday night I am

Going out for dinner with my friends in The Mission.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I never learned how to ride a bicycle. Maybe because Oklahoma is so hilly?

You should message me if

You are interested in something more than just a casual hookup. You didn't just break up with your girlfriend. You like what you've read. You smell nice and will tell me I'm pretty.

Crazy people like to message me, if that's you could you please at least make it funny so that it makes a good story? thanks.