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ilarose183

31 M Taylors, SC

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped, turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Greer.

In central Pennsylvania I was born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out, Hikin', Bikin all cool,
out in my kayak in a river or pool.

Graduated school and my grades were good,
I started makin' money in my neighborhood.
got a nice job offer and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' to South Carolina to a town called Greer!?"

I fired up the Subaru and put it in gear,
The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice on the mirror.
If anything I could say that this car was rare,
but what can I say? It made it to Greer.

I pulled up to the house when it was quite late.
I knew the moment I got there, this was my new estate.
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Greer.
I’m really good at
Casseroles
Apples to apples / Cards Against Humanity
Making friends with dogs
The first things people usually notice about me
Damn, that's a cold ass honkey.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Brave new world
A walk in the woods
1984
Enders game
Surely you're joking mr. feynman
Freakonomics

Movies:
The big lebowski
Lock stock and two smoking barrels

Shows:
Mythbusters
Flight of the Conchords
Top gear (UK)
Futurama
Breaking Bad!
The IT Crowd

Music:
Vampire weekend
The kooks
Spoon
Cold war kids
Phantogram
Polica
Black keys
The National
Raconteurs
many more...

Food: (I love to cook)
Thai
Sushi
Indian
Mexican
I don't always eat meat, but when I do, I prefer chicken.
I love craft beer. Belgian beers are probably my favorite.
The six things I could never do without
Bike
Friends
Water
Mountains
The google
shorts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to be better at my job.
What to do this weekend.
Things that make me laugh.
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting ready to go kayaking

Challulah!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
On the worst day of my life I woke up late, and got breakfast all over myself while I sped off to work where everything imaginable went wrong. I had forgotten my lunch so I went to the mein chung for some chinese. At the end of the meal my fortune cookie was empty. This was back in the time when people communicated with AOL instant messenger. So when I got home I put my status as "Away: Worst day ever. I hope I get eaten by a bear". Then I went and watched an episode of full house or something. When I got back to my computer my best friend had left me the message "Bears don't eat pussy!". I laughed my ass off and things have been getting better ever since. True story.

I recently had a dream that my shirt wouldn't stay tucked in. When I woke up my sheet was tucked into my underwear.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You like camping, hiking, riding a bike, or kayaking.
You just won a trip to New Zealand and you want to take me with you.
You want to go geocaching
You have a cool dog.
You know a good preposition to end a sentence with.