That doesn't actually explain me in any way; I just think it's funny and ripped it off from someone else. If you can't tell, I love to crack up, not just laugh but crack up. Of course, I just watched "Arrested Development" on DVD again and it is still the funniest show ever. Despite the fact that my DVR pretty much only records comedies (and UFC events), I haven't found anything as funny as "Arrested Development."
While I am a pretty goofy guy, it isn't what makes me tick. I'm not holier than thou, but I am a Christian. And my faith matters to me. As do my values; I'm a fairly conservative Christian (e.g. pro-life, give to solid charities, pro traditional marriage). My values and faith pretty well define me; so, I'm looking for someone who is on the same or a compatible page.
I have a plethora of interests and would hope to share at least some of them with someone else. The arts are near and dear to my heart; I go to dozens of orchestra concerts, plays, musicals, operas, and other artistic performances every year not to mention a number of museums and other artsy things.
On the other hand, I love to watch and play sports. I'd rather play, though, and I'll play pretty much anything. If you couldn't tell from my screen name, my favorite sport is downhill skiing. There's nothing quite like sliding down a big old mountain covered in white stuff. I like amusement parks (Valleyfair season passholder here), but skiing is better.
Education and intelligence are also important to me. I love to read and have a fascination with history, but I also enjoy intellectual or just deep conversations and being able to talk politics and current events.
To wrap up, I'm unique, just like everyone else.