ilikeburnttoast
34 Houston, TX
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My self-summary
This is the best self-summary ever. Here are some reasons why this is the best self-summary ever:

1. It references Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox. Hott.
2. It makes sandwiches. Good sandwiches.
3. Free stuff!
4. It features car crashes and various explosions!!!!!!

Also, I am an extroverted introvert. I like animals but I'm not a vegetarian, though one day maybe I will be. I like shopping but rarely buy anything (somehow I have a lot of shoes though. don't know how that happened). I sleep with a heavy comforter throughout the year but always keep the fan on.

I'm looking for a nice young man with whom to pass the time.
What I’m doing with my life
this and that. here and there
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, being a good friend, reading celebrity gossip, watching youtube videos about kittens, being sarcastic and offensive, online dating
The first things people usually notice about me
My general awesomeness
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The unbearable lightness of being, middlesex, the end of poverty, mountains beyond mountains, visit from the goon squad, freedom, atonement, the corrections, what is the what, alice munro short stories, an unaccustomed earth, on beauty, life of pi

Movies: Fight Club, KIll Bill, Dr. Strangelove, Full Metal Jacket, Eternal Sunshine, Scenes from a marriage, clueless, like water for chocolate, notes on a scandal, grizzly man, not romantic comedies

TV: portlandia, game of thrones, the office, louis ck, seinfeld, the following

Food: everything!!!
The six things I could never do without
1. Your mom
2. Fiber one cereal (yes, i am a 80 year old man in disguise)
3. Friends/Family
4. Passport
5. Kittens/Puppies. Mainly kittens.
6. ATP - sooo nerdy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
stuff, your mom, kittens, what i'm doing with my life, self-summaries, dissociative fugue
On a typical Friday night I am
hanging out with friends, movies, eating
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i'm going to pass on that
You should message me if
- If you are Brad Pitt
- If you are not Brad Pitt
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