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34 Houston, TX Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 30
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from med school
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is the best self-summary ever. Here are some reasons why this is the best self-summary ever:

1. It references Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox. Hott.
2. It makes sandwiches. Good sandwiches.
3. Free stuff!
4. It features car crashes and various explosions!!!!!!

Also, I am an extroverted introvert. I like animals but I'm not a vegetarian, though one day maybe I will be. I like shopping but rarely buy anything (somehow I have a lot of shoes though. don't know how that happened). I sleep with a heavy comforter throughout the year but always keep the fan on.

I'm looking for a nice young man with whom to pass the time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
this and that. here and there
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, being a good friend, reading celebrity gossip, watching youtube videos about kittens, being sarcastic and offensive, online dating
The first things people usually notice about me
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My general awesomeness
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The unbearable lightness of being, middlesex, the end of poverty, mountains beyond mountains, visit from the goon squad, freedom, atonement, the corrections, what is the what, alice munro short stories, an unaccustomed earth, on beauty, life of pi

Movies: Fight Club, KIll Bill, Dr. Strangelove, Full Metal Jacket, Eternal Sunshine, Scenes from a marriage, clueless, like water for chocolate, notes on a scandal, grizzly man, not romantic comedies

TV: portlandia, game of thrones, the office, louis ck, seinfeld, the following

Food: everything!!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Your mom
2. Fiber one cereal (yes, i am a 80 year old man in disguise)
3. Friends/Family
4. Passport
5. Kittens/Puppies. Mainly kittens.
6. ATP - sooo nerdy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
stuff, your mom, kittens, what i'm doing with my life, self-summaries, dissociative fugue
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hanging out with friends, movies, eating
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i'm going to pass on that
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- If you are Brad Pitt
- If you are not Brad Pitt