1. It references Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox. Hott.
2. It makes sandwiches. Good sandwiches.
3. Free stuff!
4. It features car crashes and various explosions!!!!!!
Also, I am an extroverted introvert. I like animals but I'm not a vegetarian, though one day maybe I will be. I like shopping but rarely buy anything (somehow I have a lot of shoes though. don't know how that happened). I sleep with a heavy comforter throughout the year but always keep the fan on.
I'm looking for a nice young man with whom to pass the time.