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ilikehyenas

26 F Providence, RI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:37pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Swahili (Okay)

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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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I graduated. Then I joined the Peace Corps in Tanzania. Then I came back to RI. Now I'm planning to go back to school to finish pre-med requirements.
I’m really good at
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blowing bubbles
whistling
learning how to play one song on a musical instrument and then giving up
sounding sarcastic when I mean to be sincere
telling horrible jokes
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am a human female.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like anything from horrendous to OK tv. And the Mighty Boosh.
Wes Anderson movies
I do not understand why people watch sports.
Books are my favorite. I like almost any genre of fiction, except the classics.
Some faves:

A Hundred Yards to the Outhouse, by Willy Makeit and Betty Wont

Rusty Bed Springs, by I.P. Freely

Under the Bleachers, by Seymour Butz
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
donuts
donuts
donuts
donuts
donuts
donuts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If you replace the handle of a hammer, and then a year later get a new head for it, is it still the same hammer?

Why do people take such pride in where they grew up, to the point where they make harsher judgments on people who are from certain places? Who gives a shit?

Why do people take pictures of their fresh, swollen, shiny, brand new tattoos? At least wait until it heals.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sober, but probably still out at a bar with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I enjoy eating clamcakes.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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You like hyenas
You're older than me
You don't describe yourself on your profile as a "nice guy" or use the words "laid back"