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ilikepie99

36 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:14pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Enjoying shopping for humans?

About me: I'm very laid back. I'm sure a lot of people say that. But really, I don't think I've ever really yelled at someone although I guess I'd like to try that sometime. I think usually when you look at someone's photos you imagine what their personality is like. I think with me I'm probably a lot different in person than you'd think.

I'm not looking for someone who's just like me as I'm open minded and willing to try new things. I love traveling (who doesn't?), I've been to about 20 countries but not done yet.

I have a twin brother, but we look nothing alike so the "I thought he was you" excuse won't fly. And he just moved to LA, so really not gonna buy it. But if you have an identical twin sister I get to use that one once. Triplets would be ideal but ill have to work on a better excuse if that happens. "I was really drunk and thought I was seeing double." That'll work.

I actually don't really ever eat pie. I likestirfriedveggieswithcuminandcoconutoil99 would probably be a better name for me. And I wouldn't need the 99 i'm sure.
What I’m doing with my life
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I own a 12 year old online business and also do a little stock market / option trading which I would like to do more of in the future.

On the last day of a trip to Japan a few years ago I started studying Japanese. It's a hobby that will last a long time... Nihongo ga muzukashii da yo!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Child's pose.
Eating chocolate.
Not buying chocoloate knowing how good I am at eating it.
Getting lost in foreign countries.

Table Tennis (aka Ping Pong). One of the few sports that really almost anyone can play, almost anywhere at any time of the year. The official rules even say you can't serve off the side of the table if you're playing someone in a wheelchair. Your grandma can't play football, or baseball, or mixed martial art fighting, but she can play ping pong. But I would win (even if she's standing). I'm that good. I could give you a lesson or two and then you could beat all your friends. And your grandparents. And yes, I know how much being a table tennis pro turns women on.

I've done a ton of reading about diet and nutrition, alternative medicine etc. So if you're into that sort of stuff we could talk for quite a while. Eat blueberries daily!
The first things people usually notice about me
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green eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Been addicted to John Sanford's "Prey" novels. Would like to read more Murakami. The Brain that Changes Itself is an awesome book about neuroplasticity.

TV: Breaking Bad, Lost, 24, Dexter, 30 Rock, The Office, Freaks & Geeks, South Park, The Walking Dead, Louie, Parks & Rec., Prison Break, Game of Thrones, The Shield, True Blood (just for the shirtless men right ladies?!)

Music: Lately getting into post rock like MONO. Kishi Bashi, The National, Beirut, Radiohead, Soundgarden, Fionna Apple, My Morning Jacket, Vienna Teng, Tori Amos, Miyuki Nakajima, Zeppelin, Metallica, some 80s rock: Def Leppard, Motley Crue etc
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Salt
2. Statistics
3. Spices
4. Smiling
5. Sugar
6. Six!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my next trip.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I feel a lot younger than I am. (I have my reasons. ) Most people say I look really young too.

And I'm a klutz. I'm very athletic, but that doesn't stop me from banging my knee into something on a seemingly daily basis. I might have to get them replaced soon if I'm not more careful.

And I'm a nice guy.
You should message me if
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you think we'd be a good match. And you think the match questions maybe aren't the best way to gauge whether someone would be a good match or not. For example, "Can you do 25 pushups?" is a question out there. This is not an important factor to me. If you're on the floor and can't get up without help, well, that might be an issue.

Another is the question: which do you prefer, giving or receiving massages? If we give different answers thats more of a match! I like both, by the way.