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ilikeplatypuses

43 Austin, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I woke up this morning in extreme pain. So I went to the doctor. I told the doctor:
"I don't know what's wrong, everywhere I touch myself, it hurts."
The doctor says:
"Your finger is broken."

... I blame Obama.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I help to keep the intranets from exploding
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
breathing in oxygen and breathing out carbon dioxide, but I have been practicing for awhile
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. I have two of them....No really
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like all of these things
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This is a stupid question
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why are you so interested in what I spend my time thinking about? Who do you work for?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a bi-pedal, carbon based life form
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was never a big fan of The Neverending Story.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you have ever described yourself as someone that "loves to laugh." I'll probably find you insufferable.

If you have more than one picture in which you are sticking out your tongue, please stop your online dating practices immediately and go to the doctor. You may be having a stroke