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ilikeplatypuses

42 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I woke up this morning in extreme pain. So I went to the doctor. I told the doctor:
"I don't know what's wrong, everywhere I touch myself, it hurts."
The doctor says:
"Your finger is broken."

... I blame Obama.
What I’m doing with my life
I help to keep the intranets from exploding
I’m really good at
breathing in oxygen and breathing out carbon dioxide, but I have been practicing for awhile
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. I have two of them....No really
The six things I could never do without
This is a stupid question
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why are you so interested in what I spend my time thinking about? Who do you work for?
On a typical Friday night I am
a bi-pedal, carbon based life form
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was never a big fan of The Neverending Story.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
If you have ever described yourself as someone that "loves to laugh." I'll probably find you insufferable.