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41 / M / Straight / Single

Austin, Texas

His Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio but it doesn’t matter
Education
College/university
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I hate trying to sum myself up in these little blurbs. I bet there are some people use words that catch the eye because no one takes a lot of time to read this stuff. So here's a couple:
Dynamicsauce , Strategery, awesomeplistitude. Bet that grabbed ya'.
What I’m doing with my life
I provide computer hardware and network solutions, to small businesses. I used to do tech support, but honestly, if I had to walk one more person through connecting to their wi-fi network, I was going to stab someone with a spork
I’m really good at
breathing in oxygen and breathing out carbon dioxide, but I have been practicing for awhile
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. I have two of them....No really
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like all of these things
The six things I could never do without
This is a stupid question
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why am I answering these questions. And when people say they are "Spiritual", is it OK for me to kick them?
On a typical Friday night I am
a bi-pedal carbon based life form
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I enjoy barrel chested Polynesian men, telling me caustic one-liners
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You're not completely broken, I realize that with age comes baggage, but there is a limit....