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ilikeplatypuses

43 Austin, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
When Botticelli portrayed Aphrodite naked in a clam shell, she was considered the epitome of beauty. But when I do it I'm "drunk" and "No longer welcome at the Aquarium"......
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I keep Internet networks from exploding
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Glib answers.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. I have two of them....No really
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Yes
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This is a stupid question
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who needs rhetorical questions?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a bi-pedal, carbon based life form
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like redundancy. Not one bit, it's the worst....hate it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you have ever described yourself as someone that "loves to laugh." I'll probably find you insufferable.

If you have more than one picture in which you are sticking out your tongue, please stop your online dating practices immediately and go to the doctor. You may be having a stroke.

Absolutely not interested in your webcam