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iliketurtles7

27 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Pisces
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English, Portuguese, Spanish

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My self-summary
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Well… I guess I am a bit of the shy, nerdy type. Sometimes I am kind of an ASSHOLE.
I lived in Spain briefly, but always end up back home, sweet home Chicago.
While I am certainly no extrovert, I am not that shy anymore… things have gotten pretty interesting since my bashful, bookworm beginnings.

Here are a couple quick, random facts:
• My boy on the mic: Click
• I sometimes find it very stressful that Smokey thinks I am the only one that can prevent forest fires.
• I asked a petite girl on a date, if she was a preemie once.
• I do not trust anyone who can tell if they sped up or slowed down a ceiling fan immediately after pulling the chain.
• I like zombie movies and can almost always tell when they use fake zombies.
• I always learn from the mistakes of others who took my advice.
• I want more tortillas when I order fajitas at a restaurant.
• I am fluent in sarcasm.
• I drink out of the bottle.
• Me on the topic of sleeping: Click
What I’m doing with my life
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Work, drink, graff, eat, sleep, repeat!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: War of the worlds and Love in the time cholera (all time favorites), otherwise I tend to lead to something historical with a fictional plot woven through it.
Movies: Starwars, planet of the apes, rob zombie flicks, and any apocalypse movies. I also love seeing new movies (science fiction, adventure, action, comedy, and horror). Whatever really!
Shows: Shameless, American Horror Story, The League, The Walking Dead, SNL, SOA, Chozen, Archer, Always Sunny, The Big Bang.
Music: I love so many different kinds of music, this is truly impossible - Atmosphere, Nin, sublime, Korn, Nirvana, Modest Mouse, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Radio Head, Johnny Cash, Pearl Jam, Social Distortion, The Ramones, Sex Pistols, Rancid, Childish Gambino, Wu, Kid Cudi...to name a few.
Food is a little less complicated: Open to almost anything.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
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