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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 7:40pm
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My long-term goal is to have a foreboding mansion with its own hedge maze. On foggy afternoons, I will go perambulating in the hedge.

Intrepid visitors will knock on the door to my mansion. "Can I rent the hedge?" they will want to know, for a birthday party, wedding anniversary or business reception.

"Yes, as long as I may deliver my speech beforehand."

I will deliver my speech, about the illusory nature of wisdom, in a manner that seems extemporaneous. (It is not). At the end of the speech, I will go, "aha!", and vanish in an expanding cloud of smoke.

A little while later, I will reappear with cake.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Saving up to go on vacation.

Where would you go if you could go anywhere for two weeks, all expenses paid?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Biking uphill
Wry commentary
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Literature: A Confederacy of Dunces (Toole), I Claudius (Graves), Wind Up Bird Chronicle (Murakami), Kon-Tiki (Heyerdahl), 2666 (Bolano), The Confessions of Nat Turner (Styron), most stuff by Mailer, Nabokov, West, Roth

Film: Billy Wilder, John Huston, Robert Altman, Alexander Payne, Coens, Scorsese, Hitchcock, Fincher, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, Terminator II: Judgment Day, The Act of Killing

Best thing I've seen recently: The Jinx

Music: Silver Jews, Radiohead, Neil Young, Jonathan Richman, Black Keys, Stravinsky, Tool, Santigold, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, classical, jazz, blues, live music shows, also a big big fan of embarrassing 90s alt rock and 80s new wave

TV: The Sopranos, The Wire, Game of
Thrones, Fargo, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Top Chef, Bourdain stuff

Also love podcasts: This American Life, The World, Planet Money, A Way with Words, 99% Invisible, Stuff to Blow Your Mind
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Soy sauce.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
They should gradually transform the Paul Newman face on various Newman's Own products into a skull.

Paul Newman --> decaying face --> skull

do women who love beards also love pubes? if not, why not?

who is the masculine corollary to Liz Lemon?

Can you guys please stop overusing the word "wanderlust"?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cat --> Begins making sounds like he is about to vomit. Mitch --> Shepherds cat from carpeted floor to tile floor. Cat --> Seems like he is okay, may not vomit, meows for litter box to be cleaned. Mitch --> Begins cleaning litter box. Cat --> Slips away quietly and quickly throws up on Mitch's carpet.
You should message me if
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- you enjoy laughing, and think you can make me laugh.
- you like trying new food, and you like to eat healthy nutritious food most of the time, and terrible greasy meaty food some of the time.
- you are Natalie Imbruglia circa 1997 (or, let's be honest, circa anytime).
- you want to talk about why Shakespeare is the smartest person on the list.
- you want help with your fantasy baseball / football team.
- you're happy where you are now, and you're looking to meet someone who is happy where they are.
- you have an interesting historical factoid to share.
- you think you can beat me in chess.
- idea for first date: I will bring a container of homemade mashed potatoes, you will bring a container of homemade mashed potatoes. There are no restrictions as to the type of mashed potatoes. Meet in a park, sample the mashed potatoes, rate the potatoes on a number of criteria.
- you all seem great, and I wish you the best of luck.