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40 • M • San Francisco, CA
- Last Online
- Aug 27
- Asian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin
- 5′ 7″ (1.70m)
- Body Type
- Strictly anything
- Catholicism, and laughing about it
- Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Poorly)
Sushi, Ethiopian food, pretty much anything you can eat with your hands. I'm a cheese plate enthusiast.... I'm pretty much game for anything involving sustenance.
-shit to write with and on
-why god is cool with his son being a zombie magician but not me?
-how a banana split is perfectly acceptable for breakfast
-Roscoes Chicken and Waffles, Fathers Office... (I'll take things I miss about Floss, Angeles for $400)
-When we're going to get a cupcake atm. seriously... it's fucking ridiculous that there isn't one
-How I should be 400 lbs.
-I could have probably summed this all up by saying food and sex with midgets (somehow the use of "little people" sounds less pc when used in this context)... oh, and how god is always hating on me
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 26–45
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
-you're on a twerk team
-you own an MCM track suit
-you're stuck in "opposites day"
-you wanna ride bikes in the rain
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