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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26-45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:51am
Asian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin
5' 7" (1.70m)
Catholicism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
According to OKC's personality section I'm a sex addicted asshole who wouldn't know manners if they sat on my face and squirted. Whatevs; let's just go with that and see what happens.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
The same thing I do with all of my lives, pinky...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not tooting my own horn.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my smile, horrible posture, the filter managing my thoughts must be defective, i like whiskey and beer in that order, my right pants leg is rolled up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Apocalypse culture 1/2, Don't Take Me the Long Way, Erotism: death and sensuality. Shakes the Clown, Goodfellas, Shinboru, The Big Lebowski, Traffic, Belly (I know it's awful but I still love it). M.F. DOOM may be my favorite musician ever (yeah I said it) and here are a few songs that are floating around in my head at the moment:
Sushi, Ethiopian food, pretty much anything you can eat with your hands. I'm a cheese plate enthusiast.... I'm pretty much game for anything involving sustenance.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-duct tape
-double negatives
-shit to write with and on
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-How the midget hooker that walks the blade my apartment sits on has a huge crush on me.
-why god is cool with his son being a zombie magician but not me?
-how a banana split is perfectly acceptable for breakfast
-Roscoes Chicken and Waffles, Fathers Office... (I'll take things I miss about Floss, Angeles for $400)
-When we're going to get a cupcake atm. seriously... it's fucking ridiculous that there isn't one
-How I should be 400 lbs.
-I could have probably summed this all up by saying food and sex with midgets (somehow the use of "little people" sounds less pc when used in this context)... oh, and how god is always hating on me
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
dfferent places same beverage. that is all.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once ate an entire bag of cuties in one sitting.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you know all the lyrics to meatgrinder
-you're on a twerk team
-you own an MCM track suit
-you're stuck in "opposites day"
-you wanna ride bikes in the rain