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illequipt

40 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:42am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Transportation
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
According to OKC's personality section I'm a sex addicted asshole who wouldn't know manners if they sat on my face and squirted. Whatevs; let's just go with that and see what happens.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
The same thing I do with all of my lives, pinky...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not tooting my own horn.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my smile, horrible posture, the filter managing my thoughts must be defective, i like whiskey and beer in that order, my right pants leg is rolled up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Apocalypse culture 1/2, Don't Take Me the Long Way, Erotism: death and sensuality. Shakes the Clown, Goodfellas, Shinboru, The Big Lebowski, Traffic, Belly (I know it's awful but I still love it). M.F. DOOM may be my favorite musician ever (yeah I said it) and here are a few songs that are floating around in my head at the moment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_VmivDisFE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG35R8F2j8k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LTLuzkqpZc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1kj8-2Liz4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Twp4vtKIPU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUX65Y5MigA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31JcimZp5p0
Sushi, Ethiopian food, pretty much anything you can eat with your hands. I'm a cheese plate enthusiast.... I'm pretty much game for anything involving sustenance.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-bicycle
-musica
-duct tape
-double negatives
-shit to write with and on
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-How the midget hooker that walks the blade my apartment sits on has a huge crush on me.
-why god is cool with his son being a zombie magician but not me?
-how a banana split is perfectly acceptable for breakfast
-Roscoes Chicken and Waffles, Fathers Office... (I'll take things I miss about Floss, Angeles for $400)
-When we're going to get a cupcake atm. seriously... it's fucking ridiculous that there isn't one
-How I should be 400 lbs.
-I could have probably summed this all up by saying food and sex with midgets (somehow the use of "little people" sounds less pc when used in this context)... oh, and how god is always hating on me
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
dfferent places same beverage. that is all.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once ate an entire bag of cuties in one sitting.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you know all the lyrics to meatgrinder
-you're on a twerk team
-you own an MCM track suit
-you're stuck in "opposites day"
-you wanna ride bikes in the rain