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illifiic

29 Grand Rapids, MI Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a Legos and Scary movie kinda guy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
At work, I get handed pretty pictures and make them do things, across other things. I like it.

One day I plan on a road trip down Route 66 just to stop at all the tourist traps along the way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Learning things. I've got a lot of hobbies I've dabbled in over time just to learn what they are about. Randomly, I might pull out skills at magic, cooking, multiple musical instruments, fixing stuff or juggling.

Ok, I don't have the juggling down... yet
The first things people usually notice about me
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People seem to dig my beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Queens of the Stone Age, Lovage and Caro Emerald.

Most cheesy scary movies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Besides the stupidly obvious, I can probably make due with just my Bike, a Guitar and some good coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever comes to mind. I like coming up with apocalypse scenarios. It won't be zombies or any of that stuff because that's dumb. It's going to something like a horde of fat, rabid squirrels, mad because they couldn't hibernate long enough because of global warming making the winters too short. So, they take to the streets, the power lines, and even our chimneys, flying though the air like little ninjas defying gravity, and destroying everything in their path.

Also http://cat-bounce.com/
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lately I've been bored of the bar, so I'm at home trying to learn something. It's been drums for a few weeks now.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to have the movie 'Here comes Garfield' on VHS, and when I watched it as a kid, I bawled every time.

Here's a clip:
Here comes Garfield