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23 / M / straight / Seeing someone

Saint Louis, Missouri

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Perfect mix of smart, sociable, geeky, musically inclined, gorgeous and caring <3 You're wonderful, I love you xx read more

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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Thin
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
More than $1,000,000
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Owns dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Okay), LISP (Okay)

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I am awesome, amazing, and fantastic.

My Self-Summary

i'm in an open relationship with rachelfacex and perfectly happy with her; i'm not looking for anything more at the moment.

my arch nemisi include shitty electro labeled as progressive house, boring monotonous techno, cheesy catchy crappy pop music, girl pants, stores named "something records" that don't sell vinyl records, public radio, crocs, and people with no motivation for...anything.

What I’m doing with my life

djing every wednesday on www.electrolouis.com at 8pm cst, writing music (the only thing sacred enough to put my heart into...so far), having fun. i'm currently an admin for ElectroLouis and the producer for the radio. i'm also working very hard towards going to New Zealand in early 2010. i don't know if i'll be going for 3 months or a year....i haven't decided yet. i work a lot but i still make time for friends!

I’m really good at

bar tricks, dancing, getting people to have a good time, spinning flat object (like server trays). and whistling. i can also play music by clicking my teeth. i don't know how i learned, i've been doing it since i started remembering remembering.

The first things people usually notice about me

you tell me.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

BOOKS: couch world, requiem for a dream, blink, the tipping point, this is your brain on music. hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy..

MOVIES: lord of war, requiem for a dream, scratch, snatch, lucky number s7even, ocean's 11, american beauty, girl next door, thank you for smoking, cloverfield, across the universe, matchstick men, fight club.

MUSIC: to name a few...junkie xl, dj icey, justice, burufunk, pendulum, fatboy slim, infected mushroom, daft punk, oasis, lostprophets, muse, sleep, jurassic 5, deftones, garbage, incubus, offspring, plump DJs, del tha funkee homosapien, stanton warriors, krafty kuts, the beatles, rise against.

FOOD: lots of stuff. pasta is my favorite, i also love anything made with potatoes, sushi, steak, etc. yeah, i'm a man, you figure it out.

The six things I could never do without

MUSIC (ipod!), cell phone (blackberry!), laptop (ok, this is actually kind of a piece of crap, but i love it), car (also kind of a piece of crap, but i also love it), friends (also pieces of cra--joking :D), internet. maybe without the car if i ever move to a bigger city. chicago or something. i would love to take full advantage of a great transit system some day, and never have to worry about how i'm getting home if i drink a bit too much.

i also could absolutely not live without huuuuge motherfuckin speakers. with phatty bass.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

MUSIC, MUSIC, MUSIC...life, the universe, and everything. sometimes i like to think about people i've passed on the street and stuff, and how different things would be if i had picked one of them and struck up a conversation. what if they ended up being my BEST FRIEND EVER? you never know.

On a typical Friday night I am

going to school, working at a party, maybe partying if i'm lucky.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

my last name isn't really Szawsum.

You should message me if

you're not a bitch, you're not a skank, you're not manipulative and you don't live like 50+ miles away.