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illuminatedwax

32 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Aug 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
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There's this really cool dude, ok? He's standing around being all chill, like cool dudes are known to do sometimes. He has a variety of INTERESTS. He has a passion for WRITING AND PERFORMING MUSIC. He listens to a lot of music, most of it MUSIC PERFORMED BY INDEPENDENT ARTISTS and also enjoys ATTENDING CONCERT PERFORMANCES by those artists. He also likes to program computers and is PRETTY DARN GOOD AT IT. His favorite sport is baseball, and enjoys CHEERING ON LOCAL BASEBALL TEAM THE CHICAGO CUBS. During the summer months, he also likes to play in a BEER SOFTBALL LEAGUE.

音楽をきいて, プログラミングして, 文章と曲を書いて, 野球をするのが好きだ。寝るのが苦手 (不眠症だ)。二年間ぐらい大阪に住んでいました。日本語能力試験三級できたけど二級できると思う。でも、最近日本語練習できなかってる。
What I’m doing with my life
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Programming computers and working on becoming an indie rock star. Any lulls are taken up by any of the interests below or wasting time on the internet. Recently I just got a brand new job working in Chicago! I wish I could list my location as Valparaiso and Chicago seeing as I'm up there so often.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A lot.

* Playing/writing music - my current band is called Silhavey (http://silhavey.com).
* Working with computers - I am the guy everyone always begs to fix their computer (you have no idea how much porn I accidentally find on people's computers). I am a professional programmer!
* Math - published author in the field of computer science (Erdos #4).
* Not being a huge nerd all the time - OK, I am obviously a huge nerd, but there's a lot more to life than that.
* Cooking - I can make a braised short rib that would make Morrissey renounce veganism.
* Debate - I love arguing politics and public policy, but I'm not stupid enough to bore people that don't give a shit or bring up politics when inappropriate
* Japanese - I spent two years working in Japan (in IT) and gained a conversational level of proficiency.
The first things people usually notice about me
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hell of greek
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Books: Baroque Cycle, Anathem, Cryptonomicon, Diamond Age, Norwegian Wood, Sputnik Sweetheart, Wind-up Bird Chronicle, The Trial, Slaughterhouse-Five, Foucault's Pendulum, Song of Ice & Fire, Name of the Wind, Cloud Atlas, Perdido Street Station, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep

I literally have a bookshelf full of books I haven't read yet. I am kind of a bibliophile: I have a nook, but I generally buy the book and just pirate the e-book for easy reading at night.

Favorite Movies: Big Lebowski, Dr. Strangelove, Scott Pilgrim, The Fifth Element, Ed Wood, Kill Bill, Inglorious Basterds, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Star Wars, Back To The Future, Labyrinth, The Godfather, Wall-E, The Incredibles, Twelve Monkeys, Eternal Sunshine, A Clockwork Orange, Citizen Kane, Spirited Away, Perfect Blue, Wizard People Dear Reader

Favorite Bad Movies: Con Air, Face/Off, Manos: The Hands of Fate

Favorite TV Shows: Daily Show/Colbert Report, Adventure Time, Gravity's Rainbow, Tosh.0, Louie, Always Sunny, Venture Bros, QI, Doctor Who, Futurama, Good Eats, Breaking Bad, Todd Margaret, anything with Karl Pilkington in it

Favorite Plays: Glengary Glen Ross, Pillowman, Proof

Current Favorite Music: Deerhoof, Field Music, Janelle Monae, Joanna Newsom, Owen Pallett, Das Racist, Tokyo Police Club, Okkervil River, Grizzly Bear, The National, The Books, St. Vincent, Islands, John Vanderslice, Yo La Tengo, Belle & Sebastian, DOOM, Why?, The Hold Steady, Los Campesinos, Vampire Weekend, TV On The Radio, Surfer Blood, Fang Island

Favorite Food: Greek and Japanese are the best foods on the planet. I also love cooking, making new recipes, and experimenting with things I've never made before. Alton Brown is my personal cooking hero.

Favorite Drink: My drink is gin, but my favorite beers are Belgian-style wheat beers. I also love hard cider (like a total girl).

Favorite Webcomics: Homestuck, Overcompensating, Kate Beaton, Bob White, Gunshow, Gunnerkrigg Court, Octopus Pie, Achewood
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In order: Paper and pencil, a piano or guitar, a book, a computer, the Internet, and a tape recorder
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
writing music, writing stories, writing essays, making food, politics, why am i staying up so late
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
playing or writing music, at a show, playing a show, with friends, reading, working, cooking. there is no typical friday night, what does that even mean
You should message me if
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You have something in life that you're passionate about.
You're an interesting conversationalist.
You're at all out of the ordinary.
You recognize my t-shirt.