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illusionofjoy

34 Pittsburgh, PA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:51am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am domestically partnered with truebabybloo, with whom I have two daughters. We have an open relationship, so if you send me a message, you may as well say hello to her as well. I identify myself as a polyamourist and/or non-monogamist, but have no desire to "swing." If you're a casual type of person and that works for you, great, however I prefer to have a level of friendship and trust involved.

As an aside, let it be known that I like voluptuous women, fat women, BBWs, SSBBWs - pick an adjective or abbreviation. I'm not afraid to admit it either! I'll sing it from the rafters: bring me the hot fatties!

Politically, I'm pretty far to the left. I've been called a socialist, which is accurate. I've also been called a communist, which isn't. My voter registration says that I am a Democrat, though sometimes I wonder. If you consider yourself conservative, we will probably find much to disagree over.

I prefer spending my spare time reading or involved with music somehow - be it in listening to or creating. I've been playing piano/keyboard for quite some time now and recording/producing for about as long. It is my primary form of expression, though I do occasionally write too.
What I’m doing with my life
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Raising two daughters, working, trying to be a decent person.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Complicating simple things and simplifying complicated things. Also, I like to believe that when I play music in public, I put on a hell of a show.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Pale, wears black, spells like a Brit despite being American.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Musical preferences are here -
http://www.last.fm/user/warren33/

I tend to watch a lot of documentaries and read non-fiction.

As for food, I don't consider myself picky, but I really don't like mushrooms.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Relativism requires that I do not fill out this form.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How best to keep things from going off of the rails within my own little sphere of influence.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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...depends on whom I am conversing with at the time.
You should message me if
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...you think we'll amuse each other more than we'll annoy each other.