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illustrissim

29 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Nov 21, 2014
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i'm an east-coast transplant in chicago. i have a somewhat funny accent.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
trying to graduate
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
awkward silences, quoting movies, playing, singing poorly, dancing terribly, whistling, pondering, cooking, increasing entropy, fixing things, breaking things and generally making a fool of myself. also long lists of gerunds.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
you tell me...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
that time late at night/early in the morning when nobody is around and the world is silent ,
the internet,
socks,
beer,
coffee,
and a delicious carbon source (life just can't go on without it).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
im always trying to figure out why.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i tend to zone out when i'm walking around, which results in me walking into parking meters, lamp posts, newspaper/mail boxes, other people, parked cars, and those thigh-high concrete flower pots around the city. i've only hurt myself a few times.
You should message me if
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you have a passion that you like to share with other people or are looking for someone with whom to take over the world.