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24 Boulder, CO Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:51pm
White, Other
5' 11" (1.80m)
Other and it’s important
Working on University
Might want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi! I have lived in Colorado all my life except for one year I was hanging out in Brighton, UK. I joined this site because my sister, Killersmarts1, is a huge fan. I am Unitarian Universalist. I love reading, writing (most of the time in witty Facebook statuses), and music.

I take the match percentage seriously. If we match less than 75% don't bother messaging me. Opposites attract if they're magnets, not when they're people.

I would love to have a song written for/about me. I could totally go for the wounded poet/guitarist emo boy. If you've got some musical talent, I'm so down.

Communication is the lifeblood of every relationship, micro to macro. I want a person truly willing to work out problems and voice their desires. I'm not good with confrontation so to have an honest, gentle partner would be a blessing. I would be the best girlfriend ever. As long as the person (most likely a man. I'm heterosexual but not closed minded) was honest with me I would be chill with almost anything.

My favorite time of day is 12:34 and on a good day, I see it twice. I love going to sleep around 1 in the morning and usually I will wake up around 12. I can never wake up early if I don't have to. During vacations, if I don't have legit plans, I sleep. Why the hell not? I can be pretty flexible in my sleep schedule but I definitely need at least 7 hours. I get a little crazy when I don't get enough sleep. I wish I could sleep whenever I want because I'd rather stay up all night and sleep all day than go to sleep early.

I do indeed like pie. I am also a fan of pi. I almost stopped answering match questions at 314 but I want good matches. Maybe I'll wait till i get 3141. ;)

I'm sorry if this self-summary is hard to read, too unstructured. I prefer bullet points to paragraphs but I promise, if you read this and want to know more about me, send me a message and I'll write back in paragraphs, for the most part.

I am a little freaked out by large age differences. That shouldn't deter anyone that would like to get to know me, just know that I might be shy if the age difference is big. I am more than willing to talk to, get to know anyone regardless of age.

I love the Sims. I played the original, the Sims 2 and now I have the Sims 3. I've kinda stopped, but, if I get the chance, I still love playing it. And you know I'll be getting Sims 4. I tend to try to make their lives as good as possible. I've never been able to make any of their lives bad.

My parents are divorced and it was very hard for me. I am very loyal to my father but I do love my mom. I would like to say that I don't ever want to get a divorce but I don't want to be unhappy in a relationship. I will not deny my happiness because I feel that it will keep the peace or make anyone else happy.

I love mystery flavor Dumdums. I was watching Unwrapped and they showed how the mystery Dumdums are a mixture of two flavors. People call the company thinking they have figured out the flavor but in reality, it is not a real flavor, it's their imagination. I like to figure out what my lollipop is flavored like. I once got one that must have been a mix between strawberry and bubblegum or something because it legit tasted like a guava. It was really good. I like mystery ones, blue raspberry, pink lemonade and watermelon. I don't really like cream soda or grape. The cotton candy flavor is gross too which is annoying cuz the wrapper looks like the blue raspberry wrapper and that's bullshit. In general, I really enjoy sour candy flavors. I can handle War Heads like a pro.

I am creative, genuine, and hilarious.

Ask me about my ink.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a stage manager for live theater. Hopefully that continues to work out. I should find a day job but for being out of college less that a year I've been very lucky to get jobs in my field even if I'm not making tons of money.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
lots of things.
I'm really good at observing. I love to listen and I love watching peoples expressions when they speak. Basically staring at people.
I've been told I'm good at hugs. I like really good hugs but they are hard to come by because good hugs take a little bit of time.
I have also been told that I am a good singer.
I can crochet like a boss.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Height and personality, and sometimes my glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Doctor Who, Harry Potters (books more than movies but both are up there), Panic at the Disco, Daniel Tosh, Kyle Cease, Breaking Bad, Chris D'Elia, Party Monster, The Office, Jack White, Workaholics, Saved!, Kickass, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, SNL, Fight Club, Whip it, My Chemical Romance, Ludo, pizza, york mints, smores, mint oreo ice cream, crispy red grapes, gin and tonic (must have lime), The Raconteurs, Storage Wars, Pawn Stars, Good Omens, Jackass, Garden State, A Clockwork Orange, 1984, The Holiday, Juno, Superbad, Ender's Game, Ender's Shadow, House of the Scorpion, Christopher Moore, Tina Fey, Mindy Kaling
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, Love, My phone, Shoes, Running Water, Glasses/Contact lens
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my thoughts (meta cognition sucks!), love, myself. I'm not
conceited or vain I just think about who I am, who I want to be,
what I might be missing, what I need to be doing, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
For a really long time I had a lame answer for this along the lines of "just ask me I'll tell you anything you want to know". But I just came up with something better:

I enjoy watching people pop pimples and cysts and ingrown hairs. The grossness intrigues me.
You should message me if
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you think you'd like to get to know me. I'm down to meet friends or find relationships.

you can tie a real bow tie.

you like to smoke weed.

you're taller than me.

we match above 75%.

you read my entire profile.