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24 Boulder, CO Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 20-27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:55pm
White, Other
5' 11" (1.80m)
Other and it’s important
Working on University
Might want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've had this profile since I was 18. As you might imagine I've changed a bit in that time and I thought maybe it is time to update the profile. If you'd like to read my rambling about the Sims and Dum dum flavors that I have had since 2009, I'll happily supply it. Now, I'll write something more true to this moment:

I am an idealistic realist that hopes for the best in the world and grieves the worst. I'm very liberal and open minded. I have lived in Boulder County, CO my whole life, besides one school year when I studied abroad in Brighton, England. I have a BA in Psych and Theatre which a lot of people think is an interesting combination.

I have been grappling with the patriarchy recently which has made me pretty bitter towards men in general. However, though not everyone believes this about feminists, I am heterosexual and looking for a man. Preferably I'm looking for someone that obviously cares about me. I am a very caring person and often don't receive the same attention which sucks and puts me off interacting with anyone. For whatever reason I've never "been in a relationship" though I've met and bedded multiple people, including people from this site and the ever famous Craigslist. My guess is because I react very negatively when I feel like someone is taking advantage of me. I'll probably end up a spinster with a bunch of cats. Doesn't that sound attractive ;)

I have piercings and tattoos. Ask me about the tatts, I have a few.

I'm honestly very sweet and would probably make the best girlfriend. Just saying.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in a pie shop and as a stage manager for live theatre. I really couldn't ask for anything better at the moment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
lots of things.
I'm really good at observing. I love to listen and I love watching peoples expressions when they speak. Basically staring at people.
I've been told I'm good at hugs.
I have also been told that I am a good singer.
I can crochet like a boss.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Height and personality, and sometimes my glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Doctor Who, Harry Potters (books more than movies but both are up there), Panic at the Disco, Daniel Tosh, Kyle Cease, Breaking Bad, Chris D'Elia, Party Monster, The Office, Jack White, Workaholics, Saved!, Kickass, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, SNL, Fight Club, Whip it, My Chemical Romance, Ludo, pizza, york mints, smores, mint oreo ice cream, crispy red grapes, gin and tonic (must have lime), The Raconteurs, Storage Wars, Pawn Stars, Good Omens, Jackass, Garden State, A Clockwork Orange, 1984, The Holiday, Juno, Superbad, Ender's Game, Ender's Shadow, House of the Scorpion, Christopher Moore, Tina Fey, Mindy Kaling
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, Love, My phone, Shoes, Running Water, Glasses/Contact lens
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my thoughts (meta cognition sucks!), love, myself. I'm not
conceited or vain I just think about who I am, who I want to be,
what I might be missing, what I need to be doing, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
For a really long time I had a lame answer for this along the lines of "just ask me I'll tell you anything you want to know". But I just came up with something better:

I enjoy watching people pop pimples and cysts and ingrown hairs. The grossness intrigues me.
You should message me if
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you think you'd like to get to know me. I'm down to meet friends or find relationships.

you can tie a real bow tie.

you like to smoke weed.

you're taller than me.

we match above 75%.

you read my entire profile.