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My self-summary
I just moved to Denver for graduate school. All I can say is ICK! The messages I'm receiving are the antithesis of what I've stated I want. I might be opinionated, but I'm honest. Don't message me your "how's your day" bullshit. If you're only responding to my pictures - go fuck yourself. Yes - it's possible to be attractive, smart, and funny. I'm no joke, so don't turn yourself into one.

I'm just an honest, ambitious, intelligent, driven, animal loving leo, who loves music, reading, movies, running, boxing, my family, language, thunder, shoes, coffee, bamboo fiber sheets, literacy, flowers, among many other things. I've had a relatively adventurous life, lived on both coasts, only to find myself back in the desert southwest, where I grew up. I value effective communication, integrity and humor. I don't like punk ass bitches, quirky facial hair or when people say "cheers" if there is not a glass of alcohol in their hand. I appreciate quality, but I'm not an elitist. I think mayonnaise is the anti-christ. I am rather particular and would opt to be alone, rather than existing in a contrived, unsatisfying relationship. I also love scallops. Xochi is my dog, FYI--she's the baddest bitch around-Doberman.

Lets put a moratorium on using the word "journey", no?
I’m really good at
Making vinaigrette.
The first things people usually notice about me
People actually feel the need to approach me to tell me that I'm tall, as though I'm unaware of it. I'm frequently asked if my eyes are real, and my favorite response is telling people that I'm blind and my eyes are actually glass-the response is amazing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music is one of my greatest passions, though I don't create it in any sense. My taste in music is far too vast to rattle off a comprehensive list. I will say, if you like the Dave Matthews Band, Linkin Park, Pink, Train, any rap-rock, etc., we WON'T have much in the most fundamental of ways. I am a music snob and can't look beyond a music mismatch situation.

Same principle applies to all kinds.

I've read A Confederacy of Dunces three times, if that gives you any insight into the books I enjoy. Also, anything by Anais Nin.

The Bible is most certainly NOT on my list of favorite books, so if it's on yours, we're not going to relate to one another.
The six things I could never do without
Xochi. Humor. My family. Sunlight. Music. My olfactory and visual senses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How pro life enthusiasts can simultaneously endorse capitol punishment--and they ALL do. Entitlement reform.
My next move.
How I can generate more skrilla.
How to maximize my human potential.
Why Kathy Griffin or any those talentless Kardashian hoes have achieved fame.
I get it-everyone loves bacon. I don't.
How glorious spring is.
The ocean.
Why dudes in New Mexico (or anywhere) think shants are an acceptable garment.
How perfect Xochi is.
My insanely adorable and funny nephews.
Quitting smoking-fuck.
On a typical Friday night I am
Workin on some night moves.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not.
You should message me if
You're not going to be a fuck face by commenting on my "duck face". And, you're NOT an emotional infant. You have something more to say than "you're pretty"," hi", "care to chat". Bring it, esse, or don't. Also, if "weird fishes" by Radiohead, has the same effect on you that it does on me. You're not a ho. You've never owned a pair of Teva's, or those foot glove joints. You're Amir Khan's doppelgänger. You're not a bible beating bigot, racist, homophob, republican hypocrite. You're not one of those wack dudes that flag the picture of my dog. What's that all about, anyway? You have ANYTHING in common with with Tim Hetherington. You're like muscular lava. You're an American ninja warrior. You know how to wear a sweater, when it's seasonally appropriate. If you can relate to the following quote-" The first time I fuck you, I might scare you a little, because I'm a man and I know how to do things". You're Jake Ryan (or Jake-esque) from Sixteen Candles. You don't have a beard, for fucks sake - I'm good with scruff, but if a bird can exist undetected on your face, I can't get down with that.