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28 Sarasota, FL Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Sep 10
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm all about books, movies, quality television, music, history, pessimistic humor, and current events. Beyond that...find out.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have just graduated with a Bachelor's from Florida State University and am now back in SRQ, trying to get published and looking for steadier employment than my part-time job at Macy's. I'm also waiting to see if I've been accepted to an MFA program at USF.
I’m really good at
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Sardonic Jokes and Making obscure references to films and literature and history.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair, in this climate the stuff just doesn't want to remain in any way but shaggy and ubiquitous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Literature: Anything by Brett Easton Ellis, Hunter S. Thompson, Irvine Welsh, Earnest Hemingway, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Dostoevsky, Martin Amis, Alan Moore, Warren Ellis, Shakespeare, and Cormac McCarthy, H.P. Lovecraft. The Perks of Being a Wallflower, House of Leaves, A Room With a View, John Dies at the End, Jane Eyre...a whole lot more.

Movies: Anything by: Stanley Kubrick, Wes Anderson, Francis Lawrence, Rian Jonson, Quentin Tarantino, Baz Luhrmann, David Fincher. Fight Club, Watchmen, Harold and Maude, Jeux d'Enfants, Amelie, A Life Less Ordinary, Trainspotting, Punch-Drunk Love, Children of Men, A Clockwork Orange, Youth Without Youth, Otto di Mezzo, The Seventh Seal, Children of Men, The Sunset Limited, Network...a whole lot more.

Television: Anything by Aaron Sorkin (Sports Night, The West Wing, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip), Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Rome, Carnivale, The Wire, Californication, How I Met Your Mother, Anything by Joss Whedon (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Dollhouse), Jeopardy (I like to yell out the answers), Veronica Mars, Party Down, Misfits, 30 Rock, Bored To Death, Real Time with Bill Maher, Shameless (USA), Sherlock.
American Horror Story, Children's Hospital, Rick and Morty.
Music: Belle & Sebastian, Bob Dylan, Rolling Stones, The Buzzcocks, Rufus Wainwright, Carla Bruni, Green Day, The Offspring, Elton John, Simon & Garfunkel, Radical Face, The Velvet Underground, The Kinks, The Beatles, Death Cab for Cutie, Tom Waits...very many more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The endless examples of Sturgeon's Law.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Home with some beer/wine watching a movie or reading a book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You should message me if
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You feel like we have enough in common to at least have a decent conversation.