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26 East Elmhurst, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 16, 2014
Hispanic / Latin, White
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Average build
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name's Joe. I'm terrible at making myself sound interesting. I chain smoke, I'm a bartender, and I watch too much tv. I usually spend most conversations with people explaining that I'm joking. I don't have my shit together, but you'll always have fun with me and I'm not a scumbag.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm bartending and doing stand up comedy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh (at least I hope); making drinks; using a microwave; drawing, kinda; finding people I know on here and creeping them out
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
how drunk I am; my eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: The Godfather I and II, Pootie Tang, Man on Fire, Terminator 2, Black Dynamite, Jurassic Park and a bunch of other shit I can't think of right now
Music: I like most things. I'm mostly into metal but i'm not some douchey metalhead
shows: Parks and Rec, Game of Thrones, Homeland, Boardwalk Empire, Community, Superjail, Metalocalypse, Breaking Bad, Adventure Time
Food: Anything good
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. something that plays music
2. beer
3. cigarettes
4. seltzer water
5. cartoons
6. oxygen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Macho Man" Randy Savage is my idol.
You should message me if
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If you like beards and inappropriate jokes.
Your hot, black friend in your picture is single.
Your ideal date is chain smoking and laughing.
Also, if you're not one of those people who's like "don't message me if you're only gonna say 'hi.'"
You genuinely don't give a shit about most things, but you're passionate about the things you do.