My name's Joe. I'm terrible at making myself sound interesting. I chain smoke, I'm a bartender, I love stand up comedy and I watch too much tv. I usually spend most conversations with people explaining that I'm joking.

I'm bartending. Trying to find something more interesting to do with my time.

Making people laugh (at least I hope); making drinks; using a microwave; drawing, kinda

how drunk I am; my eyes

Movies: The Godfather I and II, Pootie Tang, Man on Fire, Terminator 2, Black Dynamite, Jurassic Park and a bunch of other shit I can't think of right now
Music: I like most things. I'm mostly into metal but i'm not some douchey metalhead
shows: Parks and Rec, Game of Thrones, Homeland, Boardwalk Empire, Community, Superjail, Metalocalypse, Breaking Bad, Adventure Time
Food: Anything good

1. something that plays music
2. beer
3. cigarettes
4. seltzer water
5. cartoons
6. oxygen

Batman

Out drinking with friends; napping

I unironically enjoy professional wrestling.

If you like beards and inappropriate jokes.
Your hot, black friend in your picture is single.
Your ideal date is chain smoking and laughing.