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im__joe

24 / M / Straight / Single

East Elmhurst, New York

His Details

Last Online
May 19
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aries but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
My name's Joe. I'm terrible at making myself sound interesting. I chain smoke, I'm a bartender, I love stand up comedy and I watch too much tv. I usually spend most conversations with people explaining that I'm joking.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm bartending. Trying to find something more interesting to do with my time.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh (at least I hope); making drinks; using a microwave; drawing, kinda
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: The Godfather I and II, Pootie Tang, Man on Fire, Terminator 2, Black Dynamite, Jurassic Park and a bunch of other shit I can't think of right now
Music: I like most things. I'm mostly into metal but i'm not some douchey metalhead
shows: Parks and Rec, Game of Thrones, Homeland, Boardwalk Empire, Community, Superjail, Metalocalypse, Breaking Bad, Adventure Time
Food: Anything good
The six things I could never do without
1. something that plays music
2. beer
3. cigarettes
4. seltzer water
5. cartoons
6. oxygen
On a typical Friday night I am
Out drinking with friends; napping
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I unironically enjoy professional wrestling.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you like beards and inappropriate jokes.
Your hot, black friend in your picture is single.
Your ideal date is chain smoking and laughing.