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31 Chapel Hill, NC Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 16
7′ 11″ (2.41m)
Body Type
Very often
Islam, and very serious about it
Scorpio, and it matters a lot
Dropped out of space camp
Rather not say
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
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I am here for the bitches. If you are a bitch, you are compelled to message me immediately. If you lack a Y chromosome, get to messaging me right now. I am exactly what every woman needs in her life, so if you don't message me, you can't possibly be female. I don't care if you're not into dudes, you still need me. I can tell you're scoffing at this, but denial isn't a pretty thing. Get over yourself and just message me your number so we can go out and I can make you buy me a lot of booze. I will get drunk, hit on every other woman in the bar, buying them drinks with your money, then drag you back to my apartment where we will copulate. I will definitely get off. I could care less if you do. Female orgasm is a myth anyway. Why the hell are you still reading this? Gimme your digits!

What I’m doing with my life
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I am coming over to your apartment, being an asshole to your roommates, eating all your food, and locking your pets in another room because I hate animals.
I’m really good at
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Making women feel terrible about themselves.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How goddamn fly I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fuck reading.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make women dependent on me, and how else to psychologically torture them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Like any night, I am drunk, off my meds, screaming obscenities at innocent people for perceived slights, and picking fights with homeless people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I will probably give you an STD. There's a new one every week.
You should message me if
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There is no "if". Message me now, woman.

Or if you like it when anal happens without warning.

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