OK, so I filled out my details and now I'm confused. My body type is either "thin" or "skinny," but I'm not sure which (or what the difference is). I'm gonna go with "skinny," because of a nerdy tee shirt I saw once. Hard as I try to get "jacked," it just isn't happening. Like that they have a category for those people, though! Recently, a photogrpaher exclaimed, "wow, you're skinny!" I told her to use her camera to add 10 lbs, but all she could manage was 6. Phhhht Photoshop!

If you get that, you'll get me. I appreciate humor, can laugh at myself, am always curious and inquisitive. I'm looking for someone to have a good time and a few laughs with. Life is too serious and complicated already, don't you think?

While I'm only 5'-08" tall, friends say that I'm at least 5'-10"!

After reading a few postings, I realized that many of my "creative" answers were the same as many others'. I'm unique, just like everyone else. Definitely need to change that. In the meantime, I have posted "unoriginality alerts" throughout to identify for future wordsmithing.

I've discovered that reading the Economist seriously messes with one's gammar. Or is it grammour!? Either way, (I'm certain) that's why my people left Britain!

I work with a great group of smart consultants who help businesses solve problems and accomplish goals. We're professional and yet have a good time.

Even though I enjoy my work, I find that it is easy to drift out of balance. In fact my idea of work-life balance is working six hours at the office and six hours at home! Just kidding, it's more like seven! It would be good to find someone who is driven and yet can also pull me away from the office. Actually, balance is important, but like most of us, I get caught up in day-to-day "important" details that keep one busy and lose sight of the bigger picture.

Figuring things out.... eventually
Not stopping until I've figured it out!
Pickleball
Skiing
Finding a parking place (it's a must have)

Unoriginality alert: I've never asked them, so I don't know

Books: "The First American" by HW Brands. Before reading "Freakanomics," I was optimistic that it would be something I'd enjoy; afterwards, not so much. I don't always read, but when I do I prefer non-fiction.

Movies: Searching for Bobby Fischer, Rounders, Fight Club, Caddyshack.

Shows: Don't have any TV programming, so can't really claim I've seen anything recently. However, Top Gear, Family Guy and South Park were tops. Planet Earth is sublime and unsurpassable. What the hell happened to the Daily Show? Seriously not funny anymore.

Music: Not really sure what alternative means any more, so current favorite is Death Cab for Cutie

Food: Mediterranean (T3 - almost any restaurant in NYC and Thai - hey, Thai TIEd for third!).

Internet (that should count for 3!)
Popcorn
Pickleball
Golf clubs
Skis
Cereal
Predictive text on my phone - what word do you think I was typing when I fat-fingered 'chaftis' instead?

* Women - why do so many on OKC have a self portrait taken in their cars? I get the connection of wanting a SO with a car, but is there more to it?
* Business ideas
* The future
* The past
* Actually creating a more in-depth profile to articulate accurately my point of view and to demonstrate more than just a humorous side.
* Why OK Cupid insists on presenting me with ads En Espanol and matches in Canada (which is > 25 miles, last I checked). Soy Norte Americano!

Unoriginality alert: at home relaxing or out having fun (depends on the week)

I have tan lines!

you dare! LOL. I bet at least 25% of posters thought up that same one, so here's my alternative

you enjoy having a good time laughing with someone who's intelligent, emotionally stable, fun, good looking, charming.. or with me instead!