Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Wow, this tiny box is a lot of pressure, right? I mean, it's just
four pretty innocent lines awaiting the creativity to flourish
forth from my mind, into my fingers, and onto brilliance. That's a
lot of pressure. Because goodness knows you're summing me up by
these X number of characters. But that'll never do. You'll never
know how my laugh sounds by these words. You can't catch on how I
crinkle my nose or how my cologne smells early in the morning. You
can't see how my tongue turns green when I suck on candy or how
excited Play-dough can make me. Well, that is, until you do know.
Hope you get the privilege.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I find myself teetering with the new-found responsibilities (read:
"I really have to pay for that?!") of adulthood whilst starting my
burgeoning professional career. I consider myself an artist, in
spirit if not in trade. Life is my canvas. Wanna fingerprint with
me? (That sounds dirtier than I mean it to be...)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
First they probably recognize the entity that is me. Like in, "Oh,
there's a person there! I should try not to run into them." Then
probably my skin color. Then the basics that you catch in a flash:
height, weight, general proportions, adherence to normality (ie.
lack of disfigurement), etc. Then, after the basics, I get a lot of
attention to my eyes. Or my pearly whites. I'm just glad they keep
from staring at my breasts; it's all like, "Hello, I'm up here," am
I right, boys?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
When people ask me my favorite book, I wholehearted reply, "That's
like asking a parent to name their favorite child!" Now we know
every parent HAS a favorite child, but it's just rude to mention it
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
*...pre.emptive & pre-posterou?s punctuation!
*Surreptitious, surreal, and succulent adjectives
*The, Oxford, Comma
*I would die and the world would absolutely end without my
*Terrible puns--even if they aren’t that punny
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"He read a lot. Used a lot of big words. I think maybe part of what
got him into trouble was that he did too much thinking. Sometimes
he tried too hard to make sense of the world, to figure out why
people were bad to each other so often."
— Jon Krakauer
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...trying to get Rebecca Black's song out of my head. You know:
"It's Friday, FRIDAY, Gotta get down on Friiiiiiiiiiday!..." Yep,
that's right, now it's stuck in your head too! Ha HA! You're
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Serving as both my confession and a public service announcement: I
will judge you if you tip poorly. (Now the mechanics, formulas, and
exact decimals can be debated, but, as a whole, you know if you're
a crappy tipper or not. And you will be judged...)
You should message me if
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...you think you can keep up with me.
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