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imaginary-girl

31 F Dayton, OH

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Liberal, foul-mouthed, not politically correct, atheist, cat person (as in I like cats... I am not an actual cat person), weird face maker, INFP, vaguely OCD, probably other letters too.

Movie adaptations of Nicholas Sparks' books give me hives. I hate grass. It smells weird and it makes me itchy. I like cats and kittens. Dogs are on a case by case basis. I like fish but they're horrible to cuddle with and no fun to pet. I like babies because they're not really people yet. I hate teenagers because they're all the worst parts of people mushed into a pimple-riddled, angst-fueled bag of asshole. I collect religious paraphernalia, Onitsuka Tigers, and old (pre-1950s) medical books.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Contemplating returning to school (clown school? business school? kindergarten?), stumbling through my five year plan.

I work in social services. Some days it's super fulfilling, but most days it's just unbelievably depressing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, verbally assaulting strangers, daydreaming, napping.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes? How hilarious I am? How much I swear and how creatively I do it? That I bitch a lot but do it in an amusing way? I have no clue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Nonfiction, horror or comedy, Archer or The Walking Dead (I'm a season behind on both, so no spoilers!), hip-hop (Atmosphere, Sage Francis style), Mexican or sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sleep, sex, avocados, friends, laughter, another thing. Not necessarily in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
when I can take my pants off, when I can take a nap, why I have to go to work every.damned.day., who came up with this "being an adult" shit, selling all my belongings and moving to a shack along an ocean somewhere.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... you can form an entire sentence using proper spelling and punctuation.
... you have strong feels about things which you think I may also have strong feels about.
... you're able to carry on entire conversations without mentioning the finer points of your genitalia.
... you're not a serial killer.
... you're a serial killer but a very charming one.