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imaginary-girl

31 F Dayton, OH

My Details

Last Online
Aug 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Liberal, foul-mouthed, not politically correct, atheist, cat person (as in I like cats... I am not an actual cat person), weird face maker, INFP, vaguely OCD, probably other letters too.

Movie adaptations of Nicholas Sparks' books give me hives. I hate grass. It smells weird and it makes me itchy. I like cats and kittens. Dogs are on a case by case basis. I like fish but they're horrible to cuddle with and no fun to pet. I like babies because they're not really people yet. I hate teenagers because they're all the worst parts of people mushed into a pimple-riddled, angst-fueled bag of asshole. I collect religious paraphernalia, Onitsuka Tigers, and old (pre-1950s) medical books.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Contemplating returning to school (clown school? business school? kindergarten?), stumbling through my five year plan.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, verbally assaulting strangers, daydreaming, napping.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes? How hilarious I am? How much I swear and how creatively I do it? I have no clue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Nonfiction, horror or comedy, Archer or The Walking Dead (I'm a season behind on both, so no spoilers!), hip-hop (Atmosphere, Sage Francis style), Mexican or sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sleep, sex, avocados, friends, laughter, another thing. Not necessarily in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
when I can take my pants off, when I can take a nap, why I have to go to work every.damned.day.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... you can form an entire sentence using proper spelling and punctuation.
... you have strong feels about things which you think I may also have strong feels about.
... you're able to carry on entire conversations without mentioning the finer points of your genitalia.
... you're not a serial killer.
... you're a serial killer but a very charming one.