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32 Dayton, OH Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 19
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
A little extra
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Movie adaptations of Nicholas Sparks' books give me hives. I hate grass. It smells weird and it makes me itchy. I like cats and kittens. Dogs are on a case by case basis. I like fish but they're horrible to cuddle with and no fun to pet. I like babies because they're not really people yet. I hate teenagers because they're all the worst parts of people mushed into a pimple-riddled, angst-fueled bag of asshole.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I honestly, one hundred percent, have absolutely no idea. Should I find this exciting or terrifying? Or perhaps a combination? Terriciting? Excifying?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making myself unappealing, committing random acts of hilarity, verbally assaulting strangers, creating elaborate fantasy worlds in my head, filling out inane questionnaires on dating websites, ruining precious moments, whooping your ass at Trivial Pursuit (minus the sports pie piece).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes? How hilarious I am? How much I swear and how creatively I do it? That I bitch a lot but do it in an amusing way? I have no clue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have trouble making myself read entire books as I have the attention span of a goldfish, however, I am currently rereading Harry Potter in its entirety. I feel I should clarify that I *love* reading... I'm just super distracted.

Horror movies are my favorite. Always. However, I like just about any movie except romantic comedies and "chick flicks."

I don't keep up on current shows for the most part, plus I don't have cable. I do like The Walking Dead and Archer though.

I listen to rap and hip hop mostly. Mostly. Electric Six, Sage Francis, Atmosphere, Murs, Mayday!, Tech N9ne, Gossip.

I like all the foods. I do not discriminate against foods. Sushi and Italian are probably my faves.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sleep, friends, laughter, my kitteh cat Newt, dill pickle spears, macaroni & cheese.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
when I can take my pants off, when I can take a nap, why I have to go to work, who came up with this adulting shit, selling all my belongings and moving to an abandoned shanty by the ocean.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Vacillating between a desperate need to go out for the night and my body and brain's demands to hide in my bed.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... you can form an entire sentence using proper spelling and punctuation.
... you have strong feels about things which you think I may also have strong feels about.
... you're able to carry on entire conversations without mentioning the finer points of your genitalia.
... you're not a serial killer.
... you're a serial killer but a very charming one.
... you're looking for a new partner in your neverending quest to conquer the world of competitive ice dancing.