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32 Oklahoma City, OK Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 27–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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Today – 7:11am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Atheism, and very serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids

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My self-summary
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"Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies - God damn it, you've got to be kind."

-Kurt Vonnegut
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a human female who lives on a rock in space. I know it won't last long, so I try to enjoy it every day by spending quality time with people I love, listening to music that doesn't suck, reading books under the willow tree in the park by my house, people watching, drinking to excess, having spontaneous adventures, laughing, dancing like an idiot, cursing like a sailor, listening to NPR and totally dominating at Rock Band.

Right now, life is really good and sometimes I can almost feel myself becoming less of a cynic.

...then Sean Hannity opens his mouth.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- making a delicious cocktail with whatever liquor/mixers you have in your kitchen. (This is a skill many of my friends appreciate.)
- parallel parking like a boss.
- shooting whiskey and not making that face.
- staying calm in stressful situations.
- playing Skyrim.
- making conversation and making people feel at ease. (First dates with me are never awkward. If we ever meet up, I can guarantee we'll have an enjoyable and witty chat.)
- never getting around to going the grocery store.
- striking up conversations with random-ass people. My friends are convinced I'll eventually be murdered by some crazy dude I meet on the street... But life is short and people are just too damn interesting.
The first things people usually notice about me
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...probably my nerdy glasses.

I've also been told that I'm quite funny. A friend once said I'm the funniest person she knows. Either I'm even more awesome than I originally thought, or she just doesn't get out much...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Sigur Ros. God is an Astronaut. Hammock. The Flaming Lips. Bon Iver. Hum. Absinthe Blind. M83. Helios. Son House. Miles Davis. Kings of Convenience. Stravinsky. John Coltrane. Sunny Day Real Estate and a variety of electronic/ambient music. I'm a sucker for bluegrass, oldies and Motown.

Books: I like reading about history, religion and science. Anything that makes me feel smarter after I'm finished. ...Can't get enough of Carl Sagan, Christopher Hitchens and Neil deGrasse Tyson. My favorite book is Of Human Bondage by W. Somerset Maugham.

Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Star Wars. 2001: A Space Odyssey. Pulp Fiction. Amélie. Full Metal Jacket. The Big Lebowski. Groundhog Day.

Shows: Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Dexter, Arrested Development, Penn and Teller's Bullshit!, the Sopranos, Battlestar Galactica, 30 Rock, Community, Tim and Eric's Awesome Show, Breaking Bad and Seinfeld.

Food: Pho and hummus. But not at the same time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) my friends (perhaps it's cliché, but seriously, they're the best people in the whole world)
2) my glasses (I'm blind without them)
3) absorbing as much knowledge as I possibly can
4) my Chucks
5) road trip adventures
6) exchanging ideas with intelligent people
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- how I wish Carl Sagan were still alive so we could talk about the cosmos.
- bicycle infrastructure and how to make our city better.
- all of the things I need to cross off my bucket list.
- how I managed to get so drunk on a Monday night.
- time travel, dinosaurs and death.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drinking cheap beer with good friends at the dirtiest dive bar in the city.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I sing along to Call me Maybe in the shower.

Also, despite my often dry sense of humor, I'm actually quite a friendly girl. I'm the type of person you can count on to buy the first round or help you change your tire at 3 a.m. If we ever share a dessert, I'll let you have the last bite.

(Don't tell anyone.)
You should message me if
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Hit me up if:
- you ride your bicycle more than you drive your car.
- you're especially skilled in the art of witty banter.
- you can teach me how to play the banjo.
- you're awesome.
- you're a redditor.
- you wanna get rowdy.
- you like roller coasters.
- you're not easily offended.
- you want to discuss the evils of sprawl.
- you can offer me some genius travel tips.
- you think Pooty Tang is hilarious.
- you're refined enough to appreciate a good craft beer, but not too snobby to drink the cheap stuff.
- you think life is a crazy thing and you wanna talk about it.

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