Issuing supreme power to you...one moment.

My self-summary Propose an edit

I have two eyes, a nose and a mouth which gives me a great advantage in eating contests. I get really excited about learning new things - like, did you know that once, a 13 year old Indian boy peed winged beetles?... I find that really exciting.

I get fired up about performing or talking to a crowd, but I'm shy sometimes in small groups and am terrible at small talk ("Did you hear what that woman just said?! That was terribly inappropriate, let's not be friends with her.")

I like challenges - not like a ropes course or anything... more like "I wonder why I sometimes act like my mother and how can I change that so that I'm not constantly in danger of being punched in the neck?"

I always wanted to be a comedy actor... well, actually at age three, I wanted to be a camel...

I've always been someone who has two or three really good friends and have historically been pretty closed off about meeting new people. I'm trying to change that and am currently accepting applications.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I am a clinical social worker and I also own my own consulting business.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

I'm very rarely on fire.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

What I Read: Geek Love, anything by Roald Dahl, any of The Onion books, the Guinness Book of World Records, the Series of Unfortunate Events series and other stuff that's good to read out loud with someone

What I Watch: The Daily Show, The Simpsons, Chappelle's Show, The Ali G Show, The Commish, Mr. Bean, Invader Zim, Police Squad, CSI, Pee Wee's Playhouse, The Muppet Show, Mystery Science Theater 3000, just about anything on The Food Network or Court TV, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Labyrinth, Desperado, Young Frankenstein, Nacho Libre, Strangers in Good Company, Jaws, Garden State, all of the Airplane movies, Reservoir Dogs, almost any Miyazaki film, The Princess Bride, all of the Alien movies, Borat, Spinal Tap, The Outsiders, Barbarella, Face Off, The Muppet Movie, Pee Wee's Big Adventure

To What I Listen: You can check out some of the music I like on my myspace or friendster profiles (username - brandelfly or imbrandelfly)

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Reading, listening to music, hanging out with friends, watching movies, writing my blog, playing with my daughter, watching tv about criminals and dead people, talking about poop and sex, telling the same funny stories over and over... it's ok though, because they really are funny.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I have fallopian tubes.

You should message me if Propose an edit

I don't want to meet any freaks who might stalk me, scare me or make me feel bad about myself. Oh, and no nazis.

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