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imbtween
44 / M / straight / Seeing someone
Beacon, New York
Awards (18)
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 7' 1" (2.15m).
- Body Type
- Used up
- Looking For
- Activity partners
- Smokes
- When drinking
- Drinks
- Desperately
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Christianity and laughing about it
- Sign
- Libra but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Dropped out of high school
- Job
- Artistic / Musical / Writer
- Income
- Less than $20,000
- Kids
- Has children
- Pets
- —
- Languages
- English (Poorly), French (Fluently), Yiddish (Poorly), Other (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am the intersection, of preparation, and opportunity.
My Self-Summary
***UPDATE: I am now looking for activity partners because I caught
so much shit for saying casual sex partners. So please bear with me
while I clarify what I mean by "activities". Activities are
exclusive of everything other than you and me and possibly several
of your hot bi female friends drunk and naked. Thx.
You'd be insane to date me, but insanity is such a common condition, and you are definitely a lunatic, so we should just get it over with.
Also, please note: if you send me hate mail or subject me to an angry IM tirade because of a comment I made in my journal or on yours, there is a strong possibility I will post it (unless it's boring or you're right).
You'd be insane to date me, but insanity is such a common condition, and you are definitely a lunatic, so we should just get it over with.
Also, please note: if you send me hate mail or subject me to an angry IM tirade because of a comment I made in my journal or on yours, there is a strong possibility I will post it (unless it's boring or you're right).
What I’m doing with my life
What I really wanna say, my baby...
What I really wanna say is I've got mine.
What I really wanna say is I've got mine.
(Win a dream date with imbtween if you can name that tune.)
Editors
I’m really good at
I'm really good at sex (solo of course!). Flatpicking? Target and
skeet shooting, starting fires, picking the next song, raising my
kids, fixing computers, playing bass. All this and making sure the
TP is spooled properly. Can you believe it? And I'm just one man
(with multiple personalities?)! (the one section of my profile that
is a True Story)
The first things people usually notice about me
My beautiful blond hair? My freakishly imposing presence? My
perfect jail butt? My razor thin eyebrows? Could be all those and
more, eh?
EDIT: someone said I'm hilarious, but that is a total lie. I'm not
funny at all, it's just that unfortunate things happen to me that
make other people laugh. If you think I'm funny, you need
professional help. Contact WonderWomanC for more information.
She charges by the minute and clothing is optional (yours and hers).
Editors
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Who has time for books and movies when you have such a vast gun
collection? I'm at the range, or on maneuvers with my volunteer
paramilitary organization.
itunes library: mostly ska, punk, hardcore, irish, given that I've played in, at various times, ska-punk, hardcore and irish bands.
Food: Indian
Fuel: good beer
itunes library: mostly ska, punk, hardcore, irish, given that I've played in, at various times, ska-punk, hardcore and irish bands.
Food: Indian
Fuel: good beer
The six things I could never do without
There are no six things I could never do without, beside the
obvious air, water, food, jadedone22's journal and shelter.
Nothing else really matters because I have no attachment to
material things.
Oh yeah, and GunnorSmart, sorry I left her off before. Seriously babe, I <3 U.
Oh yeah, and GunnorSmart, sorry I left her off before. Seriously babe, I <3 U.
Editors
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I have a cartoon taped to my monitor that shows the earth sitting
on an exam table and the Dr. saying: "The bad news is you've got
advanced-stage humans. The good news is they've just about run
their course and you should be on the mend soon." Indeed.
Also noodz. ATTENTION WOMENZ: SEND NOODZ NAO. THANKS.
Also noodz. ATTENTION WOMENZ: SEND NOODZ NAO. THANKS.
Editors
On a typical Friday night I am
In occhamsstiletta's boudoir after
having escaped from oddball72's basement. Don't ask for
details, I may need to do it again if I get caught. When she does
let me out for a few hours, I'm singing karaoke. What else do
washed up old rockers do?
Editors
Now in Yiddish
oy vey es mir, oder shabbbas shalom!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm not 5'1", and my brother (who lives in Queens) was recently
diagnosed with swine flu, and I was totally jealous. Also, I suffer
from a condition known as micropenis. I thought we should get that
out of the way up front.
I wouldn't call it "suffering". It's more along the lines of "good for business". Ladies, email me, CalleighDuquesne, for $5 micropeen rides. Or 3 for $12. Act now!
I know it takes 42 muscles to frown and seven to smile, however. I was taught in the Marines that it only takes 3 muscles to properly squeeze a trigger, so I'm working on that. I am recently disabled due to a injury I received at work. I can walk and what-not, but my previously active lifestyle is definitively cut back quite a bit. (borrowed from sensual_Dom7 cause he knows the deal.)
I am not single, I am in fact married to 2school4cool. But she turns a blind eye to my philandering, because I am funding her studies in expensive London. It works for us.
I wouldn't call it "suffering". It's more along the lines of "good for business". Ladies, email me, CalleighDuquesne, for $5 micropeen rides. Or 3 for $12. Act now!
I know it takes 42 muscles to frown and seven to smile, however. I was taught in the Marines that it only takes 3 muscles to properly squeeze a trigger, so I'm working on that. I am recently disabled due to a injury I received at work. I can walk and what-not, but my previously active lifestyle is definitively cut back quite a bit. (borrowed from sensual_Dom7 cause he knows the deal.)
I am not single, I am in fact married to 2school4cool. But she turns a blind eye to my philandering, because I am funding her studies in expensive London. It works for us.
Editors
You should message me if
you can answer the following question:
Your resume suggests that you may be over-qualified or too experienced for this position. What's your opinion?
Do not message me unless you understand that our EVERY date shall include oddball72, GunnorSmart, WonderWomanC, jadedone22, CalleighDuquesne, brande, driada, 2school4cool and any number of other random women in Brande's hot tub. Bring lots of beer and snacks.
Your resume suggests that you may be over-qualified or too experienced for this position. What's your opinion?
Do not message me unless you understand that our EVERY date shall include oddball72, GunnorSmart, WonderWomanC, jadedone22, CalleighDuquesne, brande, driada, 2school4cool and any number of other random women in Brande's hot tub. Bring lots of beer and snacks.
