Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is always very difficult. How is one supposed to summarize
one's self in a self summary? Wouldn't that seem self-summarizing
to the point of vain categorization and summarization? Wow, this is
***UPDATE: I am now looking for activity partners because I caught
so much shit for saying casual sex partners. So please bear with me
while I clarify what I mean by "activities". Activities are
exclusive of everything other than you and me and possibly several
of your hot bi female friends drunk and naked. Thx.
You'd be insane to date me, but insanity is such a common
condition, and you are definitely a lunatic, so we should just get
it over with.
Also, please note: if you send me hate mail or subject me to
an angry IM tirade because of a comment I made in my journal or on
yours, there is a strong possibility I will post it (unless it's
boring or you're right).
I am trite and jaded, boring and confiscated.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In the bright blue sky, feathered spectres fly
(Win a dream date with imbtween if you can name that tune.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at sex (solo of course!). Flatpicking? Target and
skeet shooting, starting fires, picking the next song, raising my
kids, fixing computers, playing bass, and inviting people to
bizarre gatherings. All this and making sure the TP is spooled
properly. Can you believe it? And I'm just one man (with multiple
personalities?)! (the one section of my profile that is a True
Story) And also Westward 4 (I'm actually not, I'm just saying that
publicly for a friend who really is but is hideously embarrassed by
this fact and won't put it in her own profile. (If you guess who it
is you win a pecan pie prepared by StarofMorning. If you can talk
her into making it for you, I couldn't.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
We're right, we're free, we'll fight, you'll see.
My ever-present attorney? My beautiful blond hair? My freakishly
imposing presence? My perfect jail butt? My razor thin eyebrows?
Could be all those and more, eh?
EDIT: someone said I'm hilarious, but that is a total lie. I'm not
funny at all, it's just that unfortunate things happen to me that
make other people laugh. If you think I'm funny, you need
professional help. Contact WonderWomanC for more information.
She charges by the minute and clothing is optional (yours and
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Who has time for books and movies when you have such a vast gun
collection? I'm at the range, or on maneuvers with my volunteer
itunes library: mostly ska, punk, hardcore, irish, given that I've
played in, at various times, ska-punk, hardcore and irish
Fuel: good beer
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There are no six things I could never do without, beside the
obvious air, water, food, jadedone22's
journal and shelter.
Nothing else really matters because I have no attachment to
Oh yeah, and GunnorSmart
, sorry I left her off
before. Seriously babe, I <3 U. (may you rest in peace)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I have a cartoon taped to my monitor that shows the earth sitting
on an exam table and the Dr. saying: "The bad news is you've got
advanced-stage humans. The good news is they've just about run
their course and you should be on the mend soon." Indeed.
how a nozzle is a type of regulation. It's how I won my Nobel Peace
Also noodz. ATTENTION WOMENZ: SEND NOODZ NAO. THANKS.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
's boudoir after
having escaped from oddball72
's basement. Don't ask for
details, I may need to do it again if I get caught. When she does
let me out for a few hours, I'm singing karaoke. What else do
washed up old rockers do?
oy vey es mir, oder shabbbas shalom!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not 5'1", and my brother (who lives in Queens) was recently
diagnosed with swine flu, and I was totally jealous. Also, I suffer
from a condition known as micropenis. I thought we should get that
out of the way up front.
I wouldn't call it "suffering". It's more along the lines of "good
for business". Ladies, email me, CalleighDuquesne
, for $5 micropeen
rides. Or 3 for $12. Act now!
I know it takes 42 muscles to frown and seven to smile, however. I
was taught in the Marines that it only takes 3 muscles to properly
squeeze a trigger, so I'm working on that. I am recently disabled
due to a injury I received at work. I can walk and what-not, but my
previously active lifestyle is definitively cut back quite a bit.
(borrowed from sensual_Dom7
cause he knows the
I am not single, I am in fact married to koshershrimp and
2school4cool is my newly secondary partner. But they turn a blind
eye to my philandering, because I am funding their studies in
expensive London and New York. It works for the three of us.
My join date is Martober 86. Between day and night.
You should message me if
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and any number of other
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