***UPDATE: I am now looking for activity partners because I caught so much shit for saying casual sex partners. So please bear with me while I clarify what I mean by "activities". Activities are exclusive of everything other than you and me and possibly several of your hot bi female friends drunk and naked. Thx.
You'd be insane to date me, but insanity is such a common condition, and you are definitely a lunatic, so we should just get it over with.
Also, please note: if you send me hate mail or subject me to an angry IM tirade because of a comment I made in my journal or on yours, there is a strong possibility I will post it (unless it's boring or you're right).
I am trite and jaded, boring and confiscated.