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34 F San Carlos, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 33–42
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:26pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid, and might want more
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Please excuse the following below; a sad old profile written horizontally post post break-up at 3am on a Droid. I'll be uploading new photos/ content truths soon, just wanted to browse men in the mean time. Enjoy the prowl.
What I’m doing with my life
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Plotting my great escape. It takes a long time to dig a hole into a wall with a spoon. I can't mess the poster up either & it's always in the way....but without it I'd be like everyone else. Just looking at a flat wall...waiting.

My veiws on parenting my teen son, yes, I know....but youth is King and ignorance was bliss.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not boasting however I'm great at: parking, driving, directions, trip planning,kissing, putting a bird on it, making kitten mittens, not eating Indian food,horticulture, cooking, running, hula hooping, massage, ALL card games, chess, art, dog training, writing, throwing/catching a football, taming wild kittens?
The first things people usually notice about me
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Well I guess that would depend on the person, but I would say my height, although sometimes old women tell me how nicely I'm shaped. It's cute.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books by Margret Atwood, REALLY enjoyed ROOTS, the Stand, Watership Down. I tend to read articals now. My favorite band hands down is Portugal, The Man. Temper Trap, SIA, Lana Del Rey, Glass Candy, a$ap crew, phoenix, muse, all sorts & too many.
T.V. shows: Orange is the new black, Portlandia, Sunny n Philly, AHS, TEDtalk, nothing daily though. EASTBOUND AND DOWN, my new favorite.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
•Sunscreen •Music •Exercise •Laughter •Cotton, the touch, the feel...the fabric of our lives. •Comfortable bed and/ or Dental Floss & Free will too
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the fact that a woman with a tattoo of a bag of cool ranch doritos has a better chance of getting a date than me. this site is like crazytown...and that there's a dog somewhere hungry because he wanted a bigger bone but no one thinks about the bone he dropped & the bone consumed or the eye for eye issue and the whole world left blind with only one man to witness it all.Forget everything below this...its just fluff n filler to offset a profile summery that i dont want to share with this world.**humorous events The Slight Edge and how to live them. Inventions,Robert & KIM Kiyosaki's relationship, my pool pH, British Virgin Islands, the next day. How lucky i am to be born in this day and age in the U.S. , selling my home & my Grandma.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Kinda wondering why everyone is making a big deal out of it being Friday. Am I the only one who thinks this...?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Seeking sexy man who's creative& adventurous enough to create an awesome home with me in a barn house, adobe tire home, brick factory,oil shop with glass covering tire runs & eco homes, airplane hanger home. MABEY that's corny but hence it's placement under "private thing willing to admit".
You should message me if
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SHOULDN'T MESSAGE ME IF: you have a problem with the fact that I have a teen that's taller than you, you think typo people are dumb, are prettier than me, a woman, a thin hairless short man, way overweight, have a LONG spine and short legs, racist, little headed dropped shoulder man, overtly rthymatic,love techno,kill plants, too lazy to cook, smoke weed all day,boring and you know it say goodbye, have dead eyes, live with mum n pop,have an ex you still love, think a woman will fix you, if you cant produce a single hot pic on your profile, too young, too old, don't have a single friend left from high school, if you anwsered yes to the 7 ivy league college question, greasy type dude, player, not funny, aren't healthy, don't have a career at this stage in your life, you just want to say hi or know how my weekend went, if your a mamas boy, can't pick me up, if you lie...alot, are insecure, over pluck god forbid over wax your brows, wear baggy clothes, big square hats, don't have nice lips, aren't smart, rude to wait staff or homeless people, dislike animals, never loved your grandma, don't brush twice a day, not easy going, your flawless....don't ever eat meat, have a heavy accent & bad phone reception, have little hairy feet, have a stupid user name, have IBM....if you have NONE of these qualities please message me something worth reading. ;-{)