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29 M Atlanta, GA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:06pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm a closet optimistic with a strong sarcastic streak. I share a house with a roommate i envy, a cat i despise, and a dog i adore. I use 'I' a lot because I'm subject to the typical young American self obsession. I'm a nerd through and through and i am currently plotting my god given right for revenge.
What I’m doing with my life
God i have absolutely no idea! The obvious stuff is easy. There's school and work but then it gets fuzzy. There are so many aspirations for greatness derived from so many different hobbies, interests and talents. Whatever I do with my life is going to be grand though.... just not to sure what that thing I'm going to do is yet...

Umm.... that's all future tense isn't it? Currently i'm pretend studying, WOW enchanting and reforging, falling off skateboards and balancing the bar tab in such a way as to leave space for the comics and concert tickets. There are also large periods of time that i do not remember every week but i fear they in someway involve a uniform, a badge, and attempts at retail management.
I’m really good at
I'm really really really good at not paying attention. I'm also a talented procrastinator. Seriously though nobody has perfected that awful talent of being an happy lovable asshole like i have. I also write things and draw stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair... its curly and overwhelming. Next its the laugh... its awful, loud, obnoxious, somehow offensive, and yet extremely contagious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
'Apathy and other small victories' Paul Neilan (favorite book of all time)
The Great and Secret Show Clive Parker (genius level horror)
Damned Chuck Palahniuk (because everyone has atleast 1 chuck book)
Breathers S. G. Browne (because zombies and not just zombies but rebellous zombies in love)

The Black Keys, Weezer, Common, Say Anything, Wale, Flobots, Gnarls Barkley, Jedi Mind Tricks, Kendrick Lamar, Mos Def, Rage Against the Machine, SEX BOB-OMB, The White Stripes, Death Cab for Cutie, Arctic Monkeys, Fun.

Mexican or Chinese!!! oh wait... or pizza

Scott Pilgrim vs the World, 40 Year Old Virgin, Natural Born Killers, Fight Club, Layer Cake, Snatch, Lucky Number Sleven, Goodfellas,

Lying Mii-kun and Broken Maa-chan: Precious Lies, Wolf Guy Ookami no Monshou, Eden no Ori, Gantz, Soul Eater, Claymore, Beelzebub, Freezing

Ultimate Comics Spider-Man, Wolverine And The X-Men, The Walking Dead, Teen Titans, Superboy, Red Lanterns, Red Hood and the Outlaws, Irredeemable, Incorruptible, Gladstone's School For World Conquerors, Supurbia
The six things I could never do without
Video Games
Smart Phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I want to find some way to positively affect the world. Really it wouldn't be to far fetched to say my ultimate goal is to save this doomed place. The main problem is i have no idea how to do that without destroying it and rebuilding as i see fit. Then whats for lunch and is it to early for drinks?
On a typical Friday night I am
Chasing away the horrible memories of work with friends, drinks and the same old arguments that are pointless because I've won them all.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am completely and totally incapable of catching anything. Footballs, baseballs, keys, important fragile things will all end up shattered against the ground if tossed towards me. I am a failure of a man.

I am also fighting a steadily losing battle against my inner weaboo...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you have the ability to be entertaining, or cruel, or nice, or awesome, or funny, or sarcastic.... mainly just be interesting in whatever way it is that you do that thing.