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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Oct 3
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and it’s important
Working on University
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm a closet optimistic with a strong sarcastic streak. I share a house with a roommate i envy, a cat i despise, and a dog i adore. I use 'I' a lot because I'm subject to the typical American self obsession. I'm a nerd through and through and i am currently plotting my god given right for revenge. I'm a bit tubby and I'm only half heartedly trying to fix that.
What I’m doing with my life
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God i have absolutely no idea! The obvious stuff is easy. There's school and work but then it gets fuzzy. There are so many aspirations for greatness derived from so many different hobbies, interests and talents. Whatever I do with my life is going to be grand though.... just not to sure what that thing I'm going to do is yet...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really really really good at not paying attention. I'm also a talented procrastinator. Seriously though nobody has perfected that awful talent of being an happy lovable asshole like i have. I also write things and draw stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair... its curly and overwhelming. Next its the laugh... its awful, loud, obnoxious, somehow offensive, and yet extremely contagious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
'Apathy and other small victories' Paul Neilan (favorite book of all time)
The Great and Secret Show Clive Parker (genius level horror)
Damned Chuck Palahniuk (because everyone has atleast 1 chuck book)
Breathers S. G. Browne (because zombies and not just zombies but rebellous zombies in love)
Humans Matt Haig

The Black Keys, Weezer, Common, Say Anything, Wale, Flobots, Gnarls Barkley, Childish Gambino, Kendrick Lamar, Mos Def, Rage Against the Machine, SEX BOB-OMB, The White Stripes, Death Cab for Cutie, Arctic Monkeys, Fun., Twenty One Pilots

Mexican or Chinese!!! oh wait... or pizza

Scott Pilgrim vs the World, 40 Year Old Virgin, Natural Born Killers, Fight Club, Layer Cake, Snatch, Lucky Number Sleven, Goodfellas,

Lying Mii-kun and Broken Maa-chan: Precious Lies, Wolf Guy Ookami no Monshou, Eden no Ori, Gantz, Soul Eater, Claymore, Beelzebub, Freezing

Ultimate Comics Spider-Man, Wolverine And The X-Men, The Walking Dead, Teen Titans, Superboy, Red Lanterns, Red Hood and the Outlaws, Irredeemable, Incorruptible, Gladstone's School For World Conquerors, Supurbia
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Video Games
Smart Phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I want to find some way to positively affect the world. Really it wouldn't be to far fetched to say my ultimate goal is to save this doomed place. The main problem is i have no idea how to do that without destroying it and rebuilding as i see fit. Then whats for lunch and is it to early for drinks?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chasing away the horrible memories of work with friends, drinks and the same old arguments that are pointless because I've won them all.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am completely and totally incapable of catching anything. Footballs, baseballs, keys, important fragile things will all end up shattered against the ground if tossed towards me. I am a failure of a man.
You should message me if
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you have the ability to be entertaining, or cruel, or nice, or awesome, or funny, or sarcastic.... mainly just be interesting in whatever way it is that you do that thing.