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28 M New Port Richey, FL

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My self-summary
Self Descriptions are never accurate. Especially on a site where everyone is trying to attract attention from the opposite sex. People usually describe someone they wish they were or someone they think they are. Anyway, my name is Ryan and I am a ridiculously good looking, super intelligent, funny, caring, generous, charismatic millionaire with 4.0% body fat.

All kidding aside I really don't like describing myself but I guess Its a good idea so here goes.

I am a Floridian. Not the Rx pill addicted kind. The kind that loves nature and knows how to relax like a pro. I'm not into clubs. In fact I would rather shoot myself in the foot then have techno/house music blasted at me while I try and pretend I can hear what you're saying. Id rather be somewhere comfortable where I can have a good conversation. I would really like to meet someone that can switch from deep intellectual conversations to absolute silly absurdity on the fly, because I do it often. I am interested in many things. I am curious by nature, I am also a rational thinker and a skeptic. So dont try to sell me into your workout shake pyramid scheme.

I have hyper vigilance. I notice everything all the time and im constantly thinking about something. Sometimes deep philosophical questions about the origins of our universe and sometimes just trying to figure out how any human being has ever thought anything Tyler Perry has ever done is funny. I dont take life to seriously and I have a good sense of humor. There is a strong possibility I will make you laugh. I have always had a comedic, observational way of looking at life. If you have thin skin or take things literally im sure some of the things I will say will offend you because I like to poke fun at people and situations. I can do that because I am very compassionate and empathetic person on the inside. I am also a very honest and trustworthy person because I believe it takes a lot of time and work to find and build those qualities with people. Why make it a wasted effort by lying. I am a genuine person that has never followed any trend or been lead by others. I love the outdoors. Love to go boating and travel.

I want to meet the kind of person that gives me the same feeling whether we are flying around the world in my private jet or sitting in a dumpster picking through food by candle light.

P.S. I dont have a private jet.

My only other qualification I have in a woman is that you can successfully pull up to a drive thru window without having to open your door and reach. Sorry, thats only a joke. But it is a real problem.

Here is my philosophy. We are all looking to meet that perfect person that completes us. But come on, this is online dating. It will most likely be awkward and uncomfortable approaching things in that way. Thats why I would like to approach things less showing up at your door with a box of chocolates and flowers and more like lets go grab a coffee or a drink, share some good conversation and laughs. If it turns out to be more then great, if not that's ok because I love meeting new people and making friends
What I’m doing with my life
I was a firefighter/emt for about 6 years. Had to leave after getting injured. I now own a company that teaches CPR to Medical offices, daycares and businesses.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. Speaking. Writing. Opening tightly secured jars. Conversing. Agitating Raccoons. Jumping high. Making scrambled eggs. Avoiding people I know at wal-mart. Beating Red Light camera tickets in court. Haggling with people on craigslist. Now that i think about it im good at a lot of things. I will have to continue this part later.
The first things people usually notice about me
The 5lb cyst coming out of my belly button. J/K. I dont know how to answer this because I dont ask people what they notice about me. Becuase im sane and not a crazy narcissist.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Nothing against Fiction but I find the real life is far more interesting. Anything science related.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
an answer for this question.
On a typical Friday night I am
Shaving my mothers legs or watching antique road show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am an internationial SPY.

I also like the show pawn stars. Shhhhh
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You viewed my profile, feel we are soul mates and would like to birth my child naturally, in a kiddie pool on my farm/compound.