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36 M Melbourne, Australia

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Last Online
Yesterday – 7:17pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Dropped out of space camp
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Has cats

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My self-summary
Newly relocated to Melbourne and in need of some locals to help me expand my knowledge of Melbourne (places to go, things to see etc etc) :D
I pity the fool that doesn't respect Mr T...
I also have a bit of a fascination with internet dating stories... so don't be shy please drop me a line and tell me about the weird and wonderful requests you have received from guys online...
What I’m doing with my life
Avoiding being bubbly
I’m really good at
Not being bubbly
Bench pressing my car with my shirt off thus providing photo opportunities (sadly said photos aren't on my profile)
The first things people usually notice about me
is that Wayne Coyne is my personal saviour...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I manage a video shop so feel free to ask there are way too many movies to mention here... except I will list my two favourites... Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and The Big Lebowski.
Favourite directors are David Lynch and Jim Jarmusch.
May I add that I am probably one of the three people on earth who haven't watched Avatar and nor do I have any plans of doing so in future... I detest James Cameron and refuse to spend a minute more watching his films...
Music includes Admiral Radley, Alice in Chains, Aphex Twin, Arcade Fire, At the Drive-In, Autechre, Badly Drawn Boy, Band of Horses, The Beatles, Belle & Sebastian, The Besnard Lakes, Bob Dylan, Bon Iver, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Cocteau Twins, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Cure, Daft Punk, The Dandy Warhols, David Bowie, Deathcab for Cutie, Deerhunter, Dinosaur Jr, Elbow, Explosions in the Sky, Faith No More, Fever Ray, The Flaming Lips, Flying Lotus, Fuck Buttons, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Grandaddy, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, Grinderman, Grizzly Bear, Holy Fuck, Hot Chip, Interpol, Iron & Wine, Jane's Addiction, Jason Lytle, Joy Division, King Missile, The Kinks, The Knife, Led Zeppelin, The Magnetic Fields, Manic Street Preachers, Massive attack, The Melvins, Midlake, Ministry, Modest Mouse, Mogwai, My Morning Jacket, The National, Neil Young, Neutral Milk Hotel, New Order, Nine Inch Nails, A Perfect Circle, The Pixies, PJ Harvey, Portishead, The Presets, Primal Scream, Primus, Pulp, Puscifer, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Redd Kross, Richard Cheese, The Rolling Stones, Sigur Ros, Sleigh Bells, The Smiths, Sparklehorse, The Stone Roses, The Strokes, The Tea Party, Tool, Tori Amos, Ween, The xx, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs and Yo La Tengo.
Tv shows include Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Adventure Time, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, The Simpsons, Arrested Development, Black Books, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Orange Is the New Black and South Park. It seems I will never be too old to watch cartoons.
Nearly forgot books. They would include Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Vernon God Little, anything by Noam Chomsky and I'm currently polishing off the Dark Tower series by Stephen King.
The six things I could never do without
Millicent my cat and Esmo my baby kitten
My guitar...
Keys to my house
Sandwiches. I quite like sandwiches.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stuff. Stuff is pretty important.
On a typical Friday night I am
Catching up with friends or having a beverage. Sometimes hanging out with my cats. Other times sobbing quietly into my pillow if it's been a rough week. A wild Friday night could include all of the afore mentioned things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I find midgets amusing. I know I shouldn't... but I just can't help it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you aren't bubbly too or if you are also sick of seeing the word "bubbly" or words "down to earth" on every single profile you read on here... or you know who Unkie Bob is.... or you feel inclined to message me...