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My self-summary
A Barista/Baker working on opening his own business and working his way up north. I have a lot of dreams to accomplish, and a lot of wasted time in my past. Looking for someone to ride through life with.
What I’m doing with my life
Making the best coffee and the tastiest food you've ever had. In my off time, I love hiking, chilling with ,y friends, music festivals, and anything that lets me just enjoy life.
I’m really good at
I love music, and even went to college for it! I play guitar and sing, and occasionally like to show off at Open Mic nights. I'm also the world champion of falling asleep before every body else at parties.
The first things people usually notice about me
I laugh at the majority of my jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Good Omens and American gods are two of my all time favorite books. I'm a huge nerd for fantasy novels, with major love for The Witcher series, The Hobbit, all things Terry Pratchett, and A Song of Ice and Fire.

Movies: I don't get to go to the movies as much as I would like, but I love comedy and horror movies. 21 Jump Street, the Hellraiser movies, Step Brothers, The Thing, The Other Guys, and countless more than I can remember.

Shows: I mostly wait till stuff is on Netflix and Hulu, but I love Parks & Rec (Ron Swanson is my spirit animal), Friends, 30 Rock, Saturday Night Live, and comic book shows like Arrow and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D

Music: Super varied, I usually like acoustic stuff like John Mayer and Oh Honey, but my tastes range from Fetty Wap to Griz to Elle King and all the way back.

Food: Italian and Thai, no explanation needed
The six things I could never do without
1. Coffee. Sweet, sweet coffee.
2. My friends and family, who constantly push me.
3. Dippin Dots. Like, if anything proves God exists, it's dippin dots.
4. My pets. No matter how much life beats you down, a dog will always love you.
5. Late night trips to the beach. It's the best place to go star gazing.
6. Cars with seat warmers. The future is now.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to accomplish my goals, and what new coffee I can afford without selling my loved ones.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my friends at a pub, or relaxing at my local hookah lounge.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cried at the end of Toy Story 3. Not a joke, that movie hit me hard.
You should message me if
You like to laugh, love coffee, and can handle puns, dad jokes, and just terrible comedy in general.