Where to begin in describing myself... You can't have awesome without me, for starters. No, really, you can't! It leaves you with just 'aweso". ;) No, but really... I consider myself funny, intelligent, generous and loyal - I think you'd agree if we got to know each other and hope you have similar qualities. I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh and laugh at me in return and someone who's looking to share their life with another person. I may not be looking for anything super serious right this second, but I'm more than open to the possibility of it later. I love trivia, writing, movies, and hippos. They're the most dangerous animals in Africa, you know! Walruses are also pretty fierce.

I work in in Jewelry as a salesperson and have slowly learned to appreciate it. I love to write, and would love to publish a novel someday, but in the meantime I'm making my current job into a career. I've got a lot of self confidence in my ability to change my life for the better and am excited to see where I end up.

I'm best at writing and making people laugh; I'm currently working on a novel and I'm a really great story teller, verbally and otherwise. I also really enjoy improv style comedy, hence my username.

I'm extremely friendly and I love to make jokes; if I'm with a group of people, I'm typically the one making everyone else laugh. I don't generally fade into the background, although I'm an excellent listener.

Books: A Confederacy of Dunces, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Big Love, The Outsiders, and The Lovely Bones. I just read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and really liked it!

Movies: My five favorite movies are as follows: Robocop, Animal House, Total Recall, Spaceballs, Demolition Man.

Music: Ben Lee, Kimya Dawson, The Moldy Peaches, The Ramones, Joan Jett, Foreigner, Journey, CCR. As you can tell, my tastes are pretty eclectic. I like a lot of Top 40 stuff in a guilty pleasure sort of way.

Food: Italian.

TV: Listen I'm not even going to front here, people. My favorite show of all time is The O.C, and I don't care if that destroys my street cred. I also really like Damages, Breaking Bad, Friday Night Lights and Parks and Recreation. Guilty pleasures include Hart of Dixie and Teen Wolf.

A job, friends, food, air and water. Everything else you can make do without. It's amazing what you can make do without when you just try.

How I can better my life, and what the future holds. Also, finishing that novel I've been working on for six months. I'm really just excited about life in general.

Counting down the minutes until my shift ends, at which point I typically have plans to hang out with friends.

So I went to a gay bar in Montrose with friends recently. The "dancer" kept trying to get me to stuff a dollar bill in his shorts and I kept shaking my head and trying to hand it to him. Finally, he took the money from my hand and patted me on the head, not unlike a puppy. I'm a little shy, y'all.

you like Robocop!

[edit] I suddenly realized there needed to be more reasons to message me than just liking Robocop... Alright, here goes! Message me if you're up for casual dating with the possibility of more, if you've got a great sense of humor, and enjoy being friends with the people you date, and you're not put off by dating someone who's ~curvy. Rubenesque? Some other ten dollar word for that awkward place between slightly chubby and morbidly obese?

As for what I'm looking for - I like a guy who's funny. If you were the class clown, bring it on. I'm damn funny and I like a guy who I can banter with.

What I'm not looking for is casual sex. I'm a nice girl, and frankly, not hard wired for such shenanigans. That is to say, sending me crotch shots and telling me the size of your junk and whether or not it's circumsized is just going to make me think you're a pervert and will result in me blocking you.

This blanket should also include telling me you're jerking off thinking about me. I kind of only want to hear that stuff from guys I'm dating, ya dig?

Trust nothing, if not this: when a girl is interested in your johnson, she'll either ask or slip a hand down there. Until then? Patience, young grasshopper.