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29 / F / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Today – 5:45am
- 5′ 0″ (1.52m).
- Body Type
- Full figured
- Mostly anything
- Judaism but not too serious about it
- Sagittarius and it’s fun to think about
- Working on college/university
- Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
Movies: My five favorite movies are as follows: Robocop, Animal House, Total Recall, Spaceballs, Demolition Man.
Music: Ben Lee, Kimya Dawson, The Moldy Peaches, The Ramones, Joan Jett, Foreigner, Journey, CCR. As you can tell, my tastes are pretty eclectic. I like a lot of Top 40 stuff in a guilty pleasure sort of way.
TV: Listen I'm not even going to front here, people. My favorite show of all time is The O.C, and I don't care if that destroys my street cred. I also really like Damages, Breaking Bad, Friday Night Lights and Parks and Recreation. Guilty pleasures include Hart of Dixie and Teen Wolf.
- Straight guys only
- Ages 27–34
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
 I suddenly realized there needed to be more reasons to message me than just liking Robocop... Alright, here goes! Message me if you're up for casual dating with the possibility of more, if you've got a great sense of humor, and enjoy being friends with the people you date, and you're not put off by dating someone who's ~curvy. Rubenesque? Some other ten dollar word for that awkward place between slightly chubby and morbidly obese?
As for what I'm looking for - I like a guy who's funny. If you were the class clown, bring it on. I'm damn funny and I like a guy who I can banter with.
What I'm not looking for is casual sex. I'm a nice girl, and frankly, not hard wired for such shenanigans. That is to say, sending me crotch shots and telling me the size of your junk and whether or not it's circumsized is just going to make me think you're a pervert and will result in me blocking you.
This blanket should also include telling me you're jerking off thinking about me. I kind of only want to hear that stuff from guys I'm dating, ya dig?
Trust nothing, if not this: when a girl is interested in your johnson, she'll either ask or slip a hand down there. Until then? Patience, young grasshopper.