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25 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:52pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm not a huge salad person. I'm more of a normal sized human made out of flesh and blood.

I'm a distance runner, listen to NPR religiously, and make a mean bowl of cereal.

Growing up my family had 5 cats, 3 dogs, 5 birds, 4 rats, a guinea pig, a bald guinea big, an albino hedgehog and accompanying albino hedgehog babies, a chinchilla and accompanying chinchilla babies, 2 ferrets, 2 sugar gliders, 3 hamsters, 2 snakes, 5 rabbits, a tortoise, a turtle, and 11 100-gallon aquariums. So, that's a thing, too.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a nursing student, pursuing my second degree, where currently I spend a lot of time in a Labor and Delivery ward, playing with newborns who have funny squished heads (don't worry, that's normal).

By night, I am a comedian, and perform standup, storytelling, and sketch comedy around the city.

I worked for 8 years at a special needs camp, which is a huge part of my life and who I am. It largely involved playing dress up and humiliating myself to entertain somebody with Down Syndrome.

But let's be real, the thing I'm really doing is watching videos of pugs attacking things and making myself french toast.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Guitar, piano, bass, funny make-em-ups, remembering the exact wording of a text message you sent me three years ago, card games, witty banter.

Quoting the EPIC miniseries The Tenth Kingdom, starring John Larroquette. You know the one. Wait, you don't?? Oh, forget it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Glasses, exuberance, intelligence, enthusiasm, crazy shoes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Bird by Bird by Anne Lamott (I've read this maybe 3 or 4 times?), anything by James Baldwin, memoirs by comedians, pop social science, philosophy and religious theory, The Giving Tree, The Giver, THE REDWALL SERIES.

TV: Arrested Development, Party Down, Veep, 30 Rock, Futurama, The Simpsons, MASH, House of Cards, The West Wing, WONDERPETS (it might be the best show of all time), Sherlock, Pawn Stars, Shark Tank.

Music: Everything. Almost literally everything. I will listen to Indian tabla music, Irish folk songs, Metallica, and Kanye in the same day. Currently really into George Clinton, John Coltrane, Glen Hansard.

Movies: Sleepwalk with Me, My Girlfriend's Boyfriend, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, the Christopher Guest Movies, The Departed, Good Will Hunting, The Lion King, Up, There Will Be Blood. Many others.

Radio: NPR, Prairie Home Companion, Radiolab, This American Life.

Food: All. Especially spicy. Especially buffalo.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This is the only thing I could never do without:

Everything else is irrelevant.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How freakin' awesome it would be to be a sloth.

Is this profile too long?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I've spent a lot of my Fridays doing what appear to be weird things.

For instance, years ago my friends from home and I constructed a homemade raft that can stay afloat with 7 people on it. We put a fishing boat motor on it with a car battery, strap on a charcoal grill, and have a barbecue in the middle of a pond. This past summer, on a Friday, we had our fifth annual "Formal Night," where we all get dressed up in formal wear from Salvation Army and have a fancy boat cruise. The local media even came! Yeah, I've been featured in that ever so prominent publication, The Natick Bulletin and Tab. I've pretty much reached my peak in life.

Most of the time, though, I'm at an improv show, some other theatre performance, getting a drink, or hanging with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was eight years old I had to see a child psychologist because I was CONVINCED that I was going to drop dead at any moment. I would feel pain in my shoulder and shout in my wee eight year old voice, "MOM! MOM! I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK! THIS IS THE END!"

I also was equally convinced that the stampede from Jumanji was going to bust through my door every night.
You should message me if
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You are the type of person who would wake up one morning and say, "Hey, do you want to go kayaking on the Hudson today?" And I would go, "But it's February!" And you would say, "Come on! LIVE a little!" And you would win and we would go and it would be fantastic. Well maybe not that specifically, but you get the idea.

You like to run.

You are an adventurer.

You approach life with a motley blend of exuberance, passion, and childlike wonder.

You are fascinated by the minutiae of every day life.

You like to laugh frequently and at high decibel levels.

You are funny. You believe comedy is awesome and healing for us all.

You can push me. I can push you. In all ways.

You look at the world and you're like, "Hey this is great, now how could we make this even better?"

You like trick-taking card games.

You like the outdoors. You would be down for camping, or hiking the Appalachian Trail.

You like the indoors, too.

You are nice, compassionate, warm. This is important.

You can teach me something new, and really want to do so.

You have your own reason for doing so.