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26 F Kraków, Poland

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Last Online
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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Polish (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
INFJ for those into that type of thing

I'm Polish-Canadian. If I could do it all again, I'd be a primatologist, and I'd study lemurs.

I'm a smart, funny homebody who loves going out to eat and experiencing new places.

I have a fear of clusters of holes, it's called trypophobia. I also have a minor fear of balloons. Minor as in I run away from children holding balloons sometimes.

I love Eddie Izzard, sushi, poutine, watching Real Crime, learning about airplanes, and writing. I also like simple things: simple clothes with clean lines, and when I put on a piece of jewellery, I wear it for years without changing it.

Raccoons are cool.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I value my alone time, and can be quite introspective.

I change my hair often, because I think it'll make me look like the celebrity in the photo I bring into the salon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being hilarious, cooking, wasting time, keeping myself company, sleeping, destroying a new manicure.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Generally my height, a bit hard to hide when you're 6ft

People also think I look mean, but I'm not! I just suffer from Chronic Bitch Face. Promise I'm not pissed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Nabokov, Kundera

Movies: Big Lebowski, Back To The Future, Bridget Jones, American Beauty, The History Boys, Lars & The Real Girl, Le Diner de Cons, Little Miss Sunshine, Argo, Uncle Buck, Planes Trains & Automobiles, Sixteen Candles, Breakfast Club

Shows: Daria, Roseanne, Legit, Unsolved Mysteries, Peep Show, It's Always Sunny, Seinfeld, The Thick Of It, Fawlty Towers, Family Guy, King Of The Hill, Malcolm in the Middle, X-files, Black Books

Music: Smiths. Smiths. Smiths. Lots of Brit Rock/Pop, Smiths. Arctic Monkeys. BNL. Duke Special. Tragically Hip. Timber Timbre. Bloodhound Gang. Catatonia. Dizzee Rascal. Drake. Futureheads. Iron & Wine. Pete Yorn. Django Django. Shins. Shout Out Louds. Sigur Ros. Streets. Ted Leo & The Pharmacists. Cro. Ratatat. Alt-J. Beirut. Black Keys. Cake. Fleet Foxes. Little Joy. Soul Coughing. Wolf Parade.

Food: I cannot love someone who doesn't love olives
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee/good english tea
BBC/Channel 4 (I'm going to make this one, pretend it says "TV")
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"What time is my lunch?"
"What day is it?"
"What time is it in Toronto?"
"Where are my pants?"

I think about how feasible it is for my to get a cat. Can I travel with a cat? I'd be horrified of something going wrong.

And the slograff: a sloth-giraffe hybrid that is my spirit animal.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching Real Crime all snuggled in my bed or out at a pub with some good friends and good beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to have my nipple pierced.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–36
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you filled out the "most private thing I'm willing to admit" section
you know the difference between "there" "their" and "they're"
you like to travel
you're funny
you have a beard

I don't date religious people. It's a personal preference. In my experience, people of no faith rarely get along on a deep level with those of faith. I'm sure you're lovely people, but this is, at its most basic level, a dating website and I don't date religious people.