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32 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 2, 2013
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I think I'm awesome, but I'm biased. My friends like me, but they're biased, too. All in all, I'm pretty tolerable.

Although, if you look at my Personality graph I seem like the worst decision ever. So I've got that going for me. Which is nice. I state this in multiple explanations, I think I am too literal to answer the questions properly. I definitely focus on the letter of the question, which probably makes me miss the intent.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an actor and I pay the bills by waiting tables. For now. I'm in acting classes, I have a showcase coming up. I make short films with fellow actor friends. I spent a good amount of November trying to win Book of Mormon raffle tickets to no avail. I spend time with friends and wish I had more opportunity to visit home. Once a year just doesn't cut it.
I’m really good at
Acting, being a friend, watching TV, golf, taking dirty plates away from rich people, writing (not about myself, clearly), wasting time on the computer, owning Apple products.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height. I once had a sweet old lady ask me how tall I thought I was going to be when I was done growing. I didn't have the heart to tell her I hadn't grown in a decade.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Atlas Shrugged, The Mote in God's Eye, The Gripping Hand, Time Traveler's Wife, Life of Pi, Ready Player One, Replay.

Movies: Fight Club, 12 Monkeys, The Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and basically everything else.

Shows: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Friday Night Lights (possibly the greatest show ever on network television), House, Six Feet Under, Dexter, How I Met Your Mother, New Girl, Elementary (although I can't stand Lucy Liu), Arrested Development.

Music: Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, The Doors, Tenacious D

Food: If it fits in my mouth, I'll eat it.
The six things I could never do without
Air, water, atmospheric pressure, my brain, my heart, and my iPhone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All the things I would never actually say to any given person. And this:
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There is a difference between admitting and blurting out. I'll admit damn near anything, just ask. But in the interest of playing along, I'll blurt out that I am banned for life from ever making money though Google AdSense.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You should message me if you read my profile and understand that it's meant to be funny. I make much more sense when the things I say are not in text but are verbal with matching faces.

Also, it helps if you're GGG.

Furthermore, don't worry about what you say in your first message. I will respond, even if you seem horrible and awkward. Because really that first message is horrible and awkward in and of itself. I'm not going to hold it against you for being terrible at something that is going to happen in our relationship one time. Never again will you have to send an unsolicited message to me as a stranger out of nowhere, it's not required you be good at it.