I think I'm awesome, but I'm biased. My friends like me, but they're biased, too. All in all, I'm pretty tolerable.

Although, if you look at my Personality graph I seem like the worst decision ever. So I've got that going for me. Which is nice. I state this in multiple explanations, I think I am too literal to answer the questions properly. I definitely focus on the letter of the question, which probably makes me miss the intent.

I'm an actor and I pay the bills by waiting tables. For now. I'm in acting classes, I have a showcase coming up. I make short films with fellow actor friends. I spent a good amount of November trying to win Book of Mormon raffle tickets to no avail. I spend time with friends and wish I had more opportunity to visit home. Once a year just doesn't cut it.

Acting, being a friend, watching TV, golf, taking dirty plates away from rich people, writing (not about myself, clearly), wasting time on the computer, owning Apple products.

My height. I once had a sweet old lady ask me how tall I thought I was going to be when I was done growing. I didn't have the heart to tell her I hadn't grown in a decade.

Books: Atlas Shrugged, The Mote in God's Eye, The Gripping Hand, Time Traveler's Wife, Life of Pi, Ready Player One, Replay.

Movies: Fight Club, 12 Monkeys, The Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and basically everything else.

Shows: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Friday Night Lights (possibly the greatest show ever on network television), House, Six Feet Under, Dexter, How I Met Your Mother, New Girl, Elementary (although I can't stand Lucy Liu), Arrested Development.

Music: Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, The Doors, Tenacious D

Food: If it fits in my mouth, I'll eat it.

Air, water, atmospheric pressure, my brain, my heart, and my iPhone.

All the things I would never actually say to any given person. And this: http://www.cseed.tv/design/movie.html

Sadly, at work.

There is a difference between admitting and blurting out. I'll admit damn near anything, just ask. But in the interest of playing along, I'll blurt out that I am banned for life from ever making money though Google AdSense.

You should message me if you read my profile and understand that it's meant to be funny. I make much more sense when the things I say are not in text but are verbal with matching faces.

Also, it helps if you're GGG.

Furthermore, don't worry about what you say in your first message. I will respond, even if you seem horrible and awkward. Because really that first message is horrible and awkward in and of itself. I'm not going to hold it against you for being terrible at something that is going to happen in our relationship one time. Never again will you have to send an unsolicited message to me as a stranger out of nowhere, it's not required you be good at it.