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32 Los Angeles, CA Man


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  • Ages 25–35
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Today – 1:43am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I think I'm awesome, but I'm biased. My friends like me, but they're biased, too. All in all, I'm pretty tolerable.

Although, if you look at my Personality graph I seem like the worst decision ever. So I've got that going for me. Which is nice. I state in multiple explanations that I think I am too literal to answer the questions properly. I definitely focus on the letter of the question, which probably makes me miss the intent.

And because others have it (sometimes I'm a follower, get off me) I'm the super rare INTJ. But then sometimes when I take the test I'm the even super rarer INFJ. Which sums me up better than it should.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living in and loving Los Angeles while continuing to learn, grow, and create. I spend time with friends and wish I had more opportunity to visit home. Once a year just doesn't cut it. But my parents and sister came down for Christmas, so that's super great.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Acting, being a friend, watching TV, golf, taking dirty plates away from rich people, writing (not about myself, clearly), wasting time on the computer, owning Apple products.

I'm really excellent at being terrible with faces. It very well could be something clinical. Man, do I have stories.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height. I once had a sweet old lady ask me how tall I thought I was going to be when I was done growing. I didn't have the heart to tell her I hadn't grown in a decade.

People seem to also notice some quality about me that makes them think I'm from London. I don't know how many times I've been asked if I'm from London. I'm not from London.

I also don't know how many times I've had to tell people "I don't work here."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Atlas Shrugged, The Mote in God's Eye, The Gripping Hand, Time Traveler's Wife, Ready Player One, Replay, The Magicians trilogy A Confederacy of Dunces, 11-22-63.

Movies: Fight Club, 12 Monkeys, The Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Moon, Gravity, Interstellar, and basically everything else.

Shows: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Friday Night Lights (possibly the greatest show ever on network television), House, Six Feet Under, Dexter, How I Met Your Mother, New Girl, Elementary (although I can't stand Lucy Liu), Sherlock, Episodes, Scorpion, Arrested Development.

Music: Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, The Doors, Tenacious D, Weird Al*

Food: If it fits in my mouth, I'll eat it.

*I'm pretty sure Word Crimes expresses very emotion I've had toward people who apparently had a harder time in the 3rd grade than I did. I mean, seriously people. They teach this shit to 3rd graders.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, water, atmospheric pressure, my brain, my heart, and my iPhone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All the things I would never actually say to any given person. I think about how the apparent impending gentrification of Boyle Heights will effect my home value. Somewhere on here I misspelled "nonsense" and damned if I can't find it. And Teslas.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sadly, at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There is a difference between admitting and blurting out. I'll admit damn near anything, just ask. But in the interest of playing along, I'll blurt out that I am banned for life from ever making money though Google AdSense.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you want to. Or if you're curious or interested. Or interesting. Or if you're GGG, but not if you're DTF. Or if you're just bored. Ooh, definitely if our match percentage is super high. Or super low. Or if you have a question. Any question in the world. Message me and I'll answer it. Or if you want to see a play at The Geffen in February. Or if you want to help me with the 15 bottles of wine I got through a Groupon. We can have Wino Wednesdays.

Furthermore, don't worry about what you say in your first message. I will respond, even if you seem horrible and awkward. Because really that first message is horrible and awkward in and of itself. I'm not going to hold it against you for being terrible at something that is only going to happen in our relationship one time. Never again will you have to send an unsolicited message to me as a stranger out of nowhere, it's not required you be good at it.

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