Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I will only date a woman if she has a picture of herself falling
out of a plane in a bikini, shooting a gun, while holding a puppy,
and giving a duck face. Sorry, I have standards.
I will wash your car only if you pay me. For me to sleep over your
place I have to make sure your dwelling is clear on
I like children. I sometimes act like one. So, I like myself. A
I don't like watching porn. I like being in it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm trying to find a woman to hold hands with and make out like
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Asking for your number and waiting 3 days before I call you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
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