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5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Full figured
Other and laughing about it
My self-summary
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Paul F. Tompkins is exactly the human I want to become but with a beard and not a mustache.

Hi I like old books and social justice and just not being very rude to too many people for no reason. I like watching stuff, making laughs, smoking that four hundred and twenty P.M., playing with dogs, talking to dogs, matching the enthusiasm of dogs, reading aloud, all that shit.
What I’m doing with my life
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rn putting out the fire.

Grad school in the next year or so, and eventually teaching all the signets about gender and Victorian-era England or maybe cognition and linguistics?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughs, nesting in all of the blankets and pillows, reading, wall collages, writing about sad books, reading aloud.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm chubby and relentlessly adorable but tbh its probably my halo and Bey behind me singing "Halo."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Brontës three, Hardy, the Brownings and Rossettis, Virginia Woolf, Patricia Lockwood, Anne Carson, James Joyce, I also like a lot of art and sociological criticism like Judith Butler, Foucault, Nancy Chodorow, Gilbert & Gubar, Gayatri Spivak, Cormac McCarthy,

Movies: non-masturbatory documentaries, charming stuff, criterion collection stuff. Something like Herzog if I am feeling dark and ~experimental~. Sergio Leone makes some great westerns.

Shows: Obv. Daily Show. Parks & Rec., Cosmos w/ Tyson, Doctor Who, Ripper Street, Moone Boy, I Love Lucy, Brooklyn 99, @midnight, Star Trek, Comedy Bang! Bang!, Birthday Boys, Kroll Show, Review w/ Forrest McNeil.

Podcasts: SPONTANEANATION, Comedy Bang! Bang!, Improv4Humans, Analyze Phish, You Talkin' U2 to Me?, Who Charted, Andy Daly Podcast Pilot Project.

Music: SO MANY THINGS! Pavement, Yo La Tengo, the Crystals, the Shirelles, Guided by Voices, Galaxie 500, Nancy Sinatra, Small Wonder, Bellows, Told Slant, Eskimeaux, Hank Williams, Sleater-Kinney, NEW ORDER, Mac Dre, KANYE, Beyonce, Dinosaur Jr., GRIMES, Tycho, the Cure, Sonic Youth, Madeline, SO MUCH MORE STUFF!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
One, you're like a dream come true
Two, just wanna be with you
Three, grrl it's plain 2 cccc, that you're the only one 4 me and
Four, Repeat steps 1-3
Five, a library
Six, "Back at One" by Bryan McKnight
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What Ice-T is up to right now, and how often Ice-T and Ice Cube are in the same area code without realizing it.

The origin of idioms.

How many social issues kindness-- even just not being a dick all the time-- could solve.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a thing or going somewhere that isn't stupid fucking loud to have a drink.

Also if a music then a music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There are like two lily allen songs I like a lot.
You should message me if
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Laugh about stuff,
Talk about literature or art or theory or film or funnies,
Eat things,
Exchange mix CDs/playlists,
Watch an old movie, read an old book, play an old video game,
Be pals,
you are me from the future.