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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 2:27pm
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
English, Russian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Former child-actor still haunted by my failed audition for Home Alone 3.
Spot the difference at the 15-second mark.
What I’m doing with my life
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Former Osteophile (skeleton scanner (deceased and living))!
Currently teaching 8th grade science to special needs kids at a bougie school in Tribeca.
I’m really good at
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Playing the tin whistle, mirroring Tswift's moves, making borscht.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Lost puppy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors/genres: Haruki Murakami, Stephen J. Gould, Paul Farmer, Harry Crews, Robert Walser, Pablo Neruda, sexy Latin authors, glum Russian authors.

Movies: Good will Hunting: An E! True Hollywood Story.

Music: So far I've played klezmer, swing, ska, and irish folk (ask me about the Irish folk scene in Beijing). Handy with brass and woodwinds. Current mission: learn the accordion.

Food: Borscht and only borscht. I eat nothing but borscht.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A half dozen pizza bagels.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Flavors of gum with remix in the title.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching baby einstein with my roommate's dog.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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One time when my boy scout troop and I were selling Christmas wreaths, door-to-door, I peed on the wreaths before selling them.
I was terrible. I'm so sorry wreath purchasers.
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You can out borscht me. You appreciate this sans irony.